Conquering Costco with Google Wallet: A Quest (Mostly to Avoid That Bulky Plastic)
Let's face it, folks. Our wallets are groaning under the weight of loyalty cards. Every store, from the local bakery to the apocalypse-prep mega-mart (looking at you, Costco), seems to think a flimsy piece of plastic is the key to our hearts (and wallets). But fear not, weary consumer warrior, for there's a way to fight back! Today, we embark on a glorious quest: taming the Costco card with the magical powers of Google Wallet!
Step 1: Unearthing the Beast (Your Costco Card)
First things first, you adventurer, you. Locate your trusty Costco card. Is it buried beneath a stack of receipts for that rotisserie chicken you still haven't eaten? Did it take a daring spelunking expedition into the abyss of your purse/wallet/bottomless gym bag? Wrangle that bad boy! We need its barcode, the key that unlocks its digital destiny.
Pro-Tip: If your Costco card is as elusive as a warehouse-sized yeti, you can also snag your membership number from your online Costco account.
Step 2: Summoning the Google Wallet Genie (It's an App, Not Really a Genie)
Next, fire up your phone and awaken the Google Wallet app. It might be hiding amongst the dozens of other apps you downloaded with good intentions and then promptly forgot about. Don't worry, we've all been there.
Step 3: The Great Barcode Scan (Prepare for Minor Disappointment)
Now for the thrilling part! Open Google Wallet and unleash the barcode scanner. Here's the thing: Google Wallet might not recognize the Costco card as a Costco card. Don't fret, valiant shopper! Just select "Loyalty card" and scan that barcode like a pro.
Important Note: Google Wallet might mumble something about "generic store" or "unidentified barcode." Ignore its existential confusion. You know what that fuzzy rectangle unlocks: Costco savings, my friend!
Step 4: Victory Lap (Or at Least Checkout Without the Bulky Card)
Congratulations, champion! You've successfully wrestled your Costco card into the digital realm. Now you can strut into Costco with your phone held high (or nonchalantly tucked in your pocket), ready to conquer the checkout line without that cumbersome plastic monster.
Remember: When the cashier asks for your card, simply open Google Wallet and proudly display the barcode. You've slain the plastic dragon and emerged victorious!
P.S. While you're at it, use that newfound phone-based membership to snag some digital coupons for those giant bags of chips you can't resist. Happy shopping!
