So You Wanna Be a Sellout (But the Fun Kind) in MLB the Show 23? A Guide to Sponsorships
Ah, the glamorous life of a professional baseball player. Big hits, flashy cleats, and... endorsement deals? That's right, folks! In MLB the Show 23, you can go from bat-flipping phenom to walking billboard (with benefits, of course). But how exactly do you navigate this thrilling world of corporate shilling? Don't worry, your agent here (or at least, your friendly neighborhood guide) is here to break it down.
Step 1: Ditch the Ramen, Embrace the Riches (Kind Of)
First things first, sponsorships are a Diamond Dynasty thing. That's the mode where you build your dream team, not the one where you carve your own path to the Hall of Fame (although, that's pretty sweet too). So, fire up Diamond Dynasty and get ready to transform from a minor league hopeful to a marketing machine.
Step 2: The Art of the Hustle (Without Getting Thrown Out)
Now, you won't exactly be negotiating with bat companies just yet. Sponsorships come in the form of cards you can buy on the Community Market. Think of it like a high-stakes game of baseball card trading, but instead of holographic Charizards, you're wrangling deals with Under Armour and Big League Chew.
Step 3: Choosing Your Corporate Overlords Wisely
There's a whole buffet of sponsorship cards to choose from. Batting gloves, sunglasses, cleats, you name it! Each brand offers a stat boost in a specific area, so pick the ones that complement your player's strengths. Need a power surge? Grab that Sizzlin' Steaks bat. Want to be a defensive wizard? Go for the Ocho Shades (sunglasses with, you guessed it, +8 fielding).
Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to mix and match! Think of yourself as a walking advertisement for a sporting goods store fire sale.
Step 4: From Benchwarmer to Brand Ambassador
Alright, you've got your sponsorships. Now what? Head over to your Customization menu and equip those bad boys! Watch as your once generic player transforms into a walking, talking (well, not really talking) advertisement. You might feel a little cheesy at first, but hey, that extra pop in your swing thanks to Mr. Beefy's Jerky is pretty darn satisfying.
Step 5: The Sellout Life Ain't So Bad After All
Now you're out there on the field, a beacon of commercialism. Every home run, every diving catch, is a victory not just for your team, but for the brands that believe in you (and by "believe," we mean saw some serious marketing potential). So crank out those dingers, snag those fly balls, and remember: there's no shame in being a sellout, as long as you're selling out in style (and with a stat boost).
