Confessions of a Pet Parent: How to Become a PetSmart Treats Member (and Basically Rule the Pet Aisle)
Let's face it, folks, our pets are basically royalty. They rule our hearts, our furniture (RIP that good couch), and sometimes, even our wallets. If you're a pet parent who frequents the hallowed halls of PetSmart, then you need to be a Treats member. It's not just about getting discounts (although, let's be real, discounts are pretty pawsome), it's about becoming a VIP in the pet world.
Why Be a Treats Member? Because You Deserve It (and So Does Your Furry Overlord)
Here's the thing: being a Treats member isn't about selling your soul (though, have you seen those adorable cat toys? It's tempting). It's about getting rewarded for the amazing job you already do - spoiling your pet rotten.
Here are just a few perks that will make you feel like a pet pampering pro:
- Members-Only Pricing: Save some moolah on those fancy kibble blends and squeaky toys your pet "needs."
- Free Shipping: Because who wants to lug a giant bag of kitty litter home? Treat yourself (and your aching arms) to free shipping on orders over a certain amount (check the website for details).
- Birthday/Gotcha Day Gift: Let's be honest, our pets deserve to celebrate another year of adorableness (or the anniversary of the day they adopted you). Treats members get a special gift for their furry friend's special day.
But wait, there's more!
- Early Access to Sales: Be the first on your block to snag those limited-edition Halloween costumes for your chihuahua (because everyone needs a tiny pirate dog in their life).
- Treats Points: Every purchase earns you points, which you can then redeem for fabulous pet products. It's basically like getting paid to shower your pet with love (okay, not quite, but almost!).
How to Become a Treats Member: It's Easier Than Teaching a Cat to Fetch
Becoming a Treats member is a breeze, easier than teaching your goldfish to do tricks (although, that would be pretty impressive). Here's the lowdown:
- Sign Up Online: Head to the PetSmart website and follow the prompts. It's faster than waiting in line at the DMV (and way more rewarding).
- Download the App: Convenience is key! Download the PetSmart app to manage your account, track your points, and browse the latest deals – all while cuddling your furry friend on the couch.
- Sign Up In-Store: Next time you're at PetSmart picking up a new chew toy (because let's face it, the last one only lasted five minutes), ask a friendly associate to sign you up.
Pro Tip: Keep your membership card handy (or use the app) at checkout to score those sweet member-only discounts.
So there you have it! With a little know-how, you can become a Treats member and unlock a world of pet pampering benefits. Now go forth and conquer the pet aisle, fellow pet parent. You've got this (and your pet will thank you for it...probably with a slobbery kiss).
