So You Want to be a QSP in California: From Rain Guru to Storm Water Superhero (Without the Cape)
Let's face it, California weather is pretty awesome. But all that sunshine comes with a price tag: rain. And when it rains in California, it sometimes forgets how to stop. That's where us QSPs come in. We're not exactly weather wizards, but we are the Storm Water Superheroes (minus the cape, because let's be honest, capes are impractical).
What Exactly is a QSP?
Think of a QSP as a construction site's best friend during a downpour. We're the folks who make sure all the pollution from those building projects doesn't wash away into our rivers, streams, and eventually, the ocean. We're talking dirt, debris, nasty chemicals, you name it. Not exactly glamorous, but hey, someone's gotta do it!
How to Become a QSP: Not Your Average Walk in the Park (But Hopefully Not Literally)
Alright, so you're ready to ditch the flip flops and embrace your inner storm water sensei. Here's what you need to do:
1. Become a Training Master: First things first, you gotta train like a champion. Buckle up for a course on the California Construction General Permit (CGP). Don't worry, it's not rocket science, but it will teach you everything there is to know about keeping construction sites squeaky clean during a storm.
2. Pass the Test: It's Not Trivial Pursuit (But Maybe a Little Bit) Think you've got the CGP down pat? Time to prove it! There's a QSP exam waiting for you, and it's not just about naming all your favorite types of rain clouds (although that might actually be useful in California). Brush up on your storm water best management practices (BMPs), those are the golden tickets to construction site drainage success.
3. Register with the Office of Water Programs (OWP): It's Official, You're a QSP! Woohoo! You passed the test and now you're officially a QSP. Time to register with the OWP and show the world your newfound storm water expertise. Don't forget to pat yourself on the back, you've earned it!
Bonus Round: Maintaining Your QSP Status (Because Superheroes Need Tune-Ups Too)
Being a QSP isn't a one-time deal. To keep your powers active, you gotta stay up-to-date with the latest regulations and best practices. That means attending some continuing education courses. Think of it as storm water boot camp – keeping you sharp and ready to tackle any rainy day disaster.
So there you have it! Your crash course on becoming a QSP in California. Remember, it's not about wearing a fancy costume (although a bright yellow rain jacket wouldn't hurt), it's about protecting our environment one construction site at a time. Now get out there and be the storm water hero California needs!
