MLBB Misfits: A Guide to Blocking Like a Boss (Because Seriously, Some People...)
Let's face it, Land of Dawn ain't all sunshine and roses. You've got epic battles, sure, but you've also got epic trolls, epic feeders, and epic levels of...well, let's just call it "enthusiasm" that can leave you feeling like your headset is about to melt.
Fear not, fellow mage-slayers and tank-tramplers! This guide will turn you into a blocking ninja, ensuring a more zen experience in the Land of Dawn.
Step One: Identifying Your Block-Worthy Target
The Flamer: This keyboard warrior seems fueled entirely by rage and questionable instant noodles. Their contributions to the team chat consist solely of colorful insults and passive-aggressive minion pings.
The AFKer: Ah, the AFKer. A mysterious creature who joins the match with all the enthusiasm of a soggy sock, then vanishes quicker than a buff evaporates near Estes.
The Jungler-Wannabe-Mage: This special snowflake picks a mage, then proceeds to farm the jungle like it's their personal gold mine. Bonus points if they complain about lack of support when the enemy laner curb-stomps them.
The Incessant Pinger: This individual believes effective communication boils down to a symphony of pings. Every missed skill shot, every minion left alive - it's a ping-a-palooza!
Step Two: The Blockening (With Dramatic Flair, Optional)
Once you've identified your target, it's time to unleash the block! Here's how:
- Tap the Social Icon: It's that little silhouette on the right side of your main screen.
- Find Your Foe: Navigate through your friend list, recent players, or gasp even followers (who hurt you?).
- The All-Important Unfollow: You can't block someone you follow, so hit that unfollow button like your internet speed depends on it.
- Behold! The Block Button: A glorious icon with a person and a - your key to serenity! Tap it with the righteous fury of a thousand ignored pings.
- Confirm with Gusto: A pop-up will ask if you're sure. Are you sure? Click "OK" with the vengeance of a thousand stolen kills!
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, feel free to unleash a dramatic monologue before blocking. "You have brought dishonor to the Land of Dawn! Your spam pings shall echo no more!" Just make sure to mute your mic first, unless you enjoy confusing your teammates further.
The Post-Block Bliss
With your foe banished to the shadow realm (or at least your block list), you can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Now go forth and conquer, valiant hero! Just remember, even in the Land of Dawn, a little zen goes a long way.
Remember: Blocking is a powerful tool, but use it wisely. There's a difference between a bad game and someone who consistently brings the toxicity. Block with a smile, and may your ranked journey be ever blessed with good teammates (and fewer AFKs).
