You, Architect? Building Your Dream Stadium in MLB The Show 23
Ever stare out the window during a rain delay, picturing a ballpark so magnificent it would make even fictional baseball movies jealous? Well, my friend, fret no more! MLB The Show 23 has gifted us mere mortals the power of the gods: to become stadium architects. But before you go all Frank Lloyd Wright and design a stadium shaped like a giant baseball mitt (hey, no judgement!), let's break down this whole "building your dream stadium" thing.
Step 1: Finding Your Inner Michelangelo (Without the Paint-Stained Clothes)
First things first, this fancy Stadium Creator mode is only available on the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S. So, if you're rocking a dusty old PS4 or Xbox One, you'll have to enjoy the classic stadiums (which are still pretty awesome, by the way).
Step 2: "Blank Canvas" or "Let Me Hold Your Hand"?
Upon entering the glorious Stadium Creator, you'll be presented with a choice that would make Neo blush: the blank canvas or the pre-built templates. Feeling like a maverick architect? Go blank canvas, baby! But be warned, this path is fraught with the potential for creating a stadium that looks like a toddler's Lego explosion. The templates, on the other hand, offer a nice starting point, like a baseball-shaped life raft in a sea of creative possibility.
Step 3: The Fun Part (Unless You're Afraid of Heights):
Now comes the good stuff! You're in control of everything from the wall heights (because who doesn't dream of a stadium with outfield walls that reach the stratosphere?) to the concession stands (will you offer standard hot dogs, or take a more gourmet route with deep-fried scorpion tacos? The choice is yours!).
Here's a sneak peek at some of the customization options that await you:
- Stands: Go classic with a horseshoe shape, or get funky with asymmetrical tiers that would make Escher proud.
- Fences: Pick from a variety of materials (wood, brick, or maybe even a Willy Wonka-esque chocolate fence...?) and customize their heights. Remember, power hitters might not appreciate a fence that reaches the moon.
- Environment: Feeling parched? Add a sparkling oasis beyond the outfield wall. Want to recreate Fenway Park's Green Monster? Go for it! The sky (or rather, the stadium floodlights) is the limit.
Step 4: Don't Be That Guy (or Gal): Naming Your Stadium
We've all seen them: stadiums named after the creator's gamertag or some variation of "The_[Insert Obscure Reference Here]_Yard." Resist the urge! Get creative, channel your inner Shakespeare, and come up with a name that inspires awe (or at least a chuckle).
Step 5: Showtime, Baby!
Once your masterpiece is complete, it's time to unleash it on the world (or at least your fellow MLB The Show 23 players). Share your stadium online, challenge your friends to a game, and revel in the glory of your architectural genius (or, you know, politely accept their constructive criticism if your stadium resembles a melted birthday cake).
So there you have it, folks! With a little creativity and a touch of madness, you can build the stadium of your dreams in MLB The Show 23. Now go forth, and construct something truly legendary (or at least hilariously bizarre). Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility...the responsibility to avoid naming your stadium "The Weiner Palace."
