So You Want to Build Like Bob the Builder on Red Bull? A Guide to Fortnite Building (Without the Tears)
Let's face it, dropping into Fortnite and getting sniped by someone who looks like they built a five-star hotel in the time it took you to whack out a sad little wall is enough to make anyone cry. But fear not, fellow noobs (and yes, I'm including myself here)! This guide will turn you from building a glorified outhouse to constructing offensive fortresses that would make Frank Lloyd Wright raise an eyebrow (or maybe two, depending on how impressive you get).
Mastering the Basics: Building Blocks (Literally)
- Keybindings are Your Best Friend: Forget the default settings, my friend. Those are designed to make you flail like a penguin on roller skates. Remap your build keys so you can throw down walls faster than a toddler having a tantrum.
- The Floor is Your Friend (Sometimes): While that sage advice might work wonders in real life, in Fortnite, a well-timed floor can actually launch you a surprising distance upwards. It's all about that strategic jump and build combo, baby!
Beyond the Box: Fancy Footwork and Funky Builds
- The 90s Called, They Want Their Building Technique Back: Okay, maybe not the 90s exactly, but this building method is a classic for a reason. Master the 90 degree ramp and wall combo to climb like a pro (and maybe confuse some enemies who are stuck in the box-building era).
- Tunneling Like a Mole: Here's the secret - you don't always have to fight above ground. Learn to tunnel underground to escape the storm, flank your enemies, or just because, who doesn't love a good secret passage? Just don't get claustrophobic!
Ninja-Level Techniques: When You're Ready to Get Fancy
- Editing Like a Boss: This is where things get spicy. Editing your builds allows for all sorts of tactical advantages. Learn to edit windows for sneaky peeks, create half-walls for cover with a view, and master the art of the Mongraal Classic (because let's be honest, it sounds cool).
Remember: Becoming a building beast takes time and practice. Don't get discouraged if your early attempts look more like a toddler's fort than a medieval castle. Jump into Creative Mode and experiment! Build weird and wonderful structures, practice your edits, and don't be afraid to get a little silly. After all, the only way to build like Bob the Builder on Red Bull is to start by having fun (and maybe drinking a lot of coffee).
Bonus Tip: If all else fails, just build a giant metal llama. They're surprisingly distracting and might give you enough time to make a strategic escape (or at least go down in a blaze of hilarious glory).
