You and NFL Plus: A Match Made in... Preseason? Maybe It's Time to Break Up
So, listen, we've all been there. You're swept up in the excitement of opening day, the promise of fantasy football glory hangs heavy in the air, and NFL Plus seems like the perfect companion. But a few weeks in, reality sets in. Maybe your team's already looking like a contender for the first draft pick, or perhaps you just realized reruns of The Good Place are a more reliable source of entertainment. Whatever the reason, you're staring down that subscription fee with the enthusiasm of a lukewarm beer on a hot day. Fear not, fellow football fan, for I bring you the glorious guide to parting ways with NFL Plus without the drama of a post-interception tantrum.
Method 1: The "Farewell, Friend" (NFL.com)
This method is all about a clean break. Head over to the NFL website, log in to your account (unless you've strategically forgotten the password in a fit of post-loss frustration, in which case, good luck, buddy). Look for the "My Account" section and navigate to the thrilling world of "Manage Subscriptions." Here, you'll find your NFL Plus subscription nestled amongst a sea of forgotten gym memberships and questionable streaming services. Click on that bad boy like a grown-up, and you'll be presented with the "Cancel Subscription" button. Hit it with the same decisiveness you use to bench your chronically fumbling running back. You might be prompted to choose a reason for your departure (be honest, "My cat subscribed by accident" is a perfectly valid option), but ultimately, the deed is done. Congratulations, you're free!
Bonus points: If you're feeling spicy, leave a comment in the cancellation box like, "Thanks, but I think I'll stick to watching paint dry for entertainment value."
Method 2: The Ninja Approach (For Those Who Like Their Breakups Ghost-Style)
This method is for the ultimate subscription commitment-phobe. If the mere thought of clicking "cancel" makes you break out in a cold sweat, fear not, grasshopper. Here's the thing: subscriptions are like gym memberships – if you don't use them, they eventually stop taking your money. Just let your subscription run its course and don't update your payment information. Poof! No more debits, no more guilt trips from Roger Goodell in your dreams (probably).
Warning: This method comes with a risk. If you forget you did this and try to re-subscribe later, you might be in for a surprise when your payment method is declined.
There you have it, folks! With these handy dandy methods, you can sever ties with NFL Plus like a seasoned negotiator walking away from a bad deal. Now go forth and spend your hard-earned cash on things that bring you joy, like that ridiculous inflatable dancing tube man you've been eyeing.
