So You Wanna Ditch the Dress and Grab an Axe? A Guide to Becoming a Fortnite Dude
Look, we've all been there. You fire up Fortnite, ready to dominate the island, and... wait. Pink hearts everywhere? Ponytails that would make Rapunzel jealous? Ugh, you got stuck with the girly default character. Fear not, fellow warrior! This guide will turn you from a fashion disaster into a fearsome fragger in no time.
First Things First: Ditch the Gender Binary, Embrace the Outfit
Fortnite isn't about labels, my friend. It's about expressing yourself through victory dances (flossing never goes out of style) and, of course, your outfit. Luckily, Fortnite has a wardrobe that would make even a Kardashian jealous. We're talking astronauts, spooky monsters, even giant bananas! There's a character out there for everyone, regardless of gender.
How to Actually Change Outfits (Because Buttons Are Hard)
Alright, alright, so you want the specifics. Here's the lowdown:
- Hit the Locker Room: Look for that snazzy hanger icon. That's your ticket to fashion paradise.
- Behold! The Glorious Outfits: Here lies your destiny. Browse through the collection of skins you've unlocked (or, ahem, purchased with V-Bucks).
- Clicky Clicky, Boom! New Look: Give your chosen outfit a good ol' click, and voila! You're ready to drop onto the island with a whole new swagger.
Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to experiment! Rock a fierce viking helmet one game, then switch to a cuddle bear costume the next. Fortnite is your runway, work it!
But Wait, There's More! Earning Those Sweet, Sweet Skins
Look, acquiring all the coolest skins might take a little time (or a debit card with very understanding parents). But fear not, frugal fashionista! Here's how to pimp your character on a budget:
- The Battle Pass: Grind those quests and snag those sweet, free rewards. You never know, you might just unlock a legendary skin that'll make everyone do a double take.
- Free Events: Keep your eyes peeled for special events! Fortnite throws them all the time, and sometimes they come with free swag (skins!) as participation trophies.
Now you're ready to rock Fortnite as whoever (or whatever) you want to be. Remember, confidence is key. So go out there, grab that Victory Royale, and maybe even floss on your fallen enemies. Just don't forget the sunscreen – that banana suit offers zero UV protection.
