Stuck in Baseball Purgatory? How to Change Positions in MLB the Show 23 (Without Crying)
Let's face it, we've all been there. You fire up MLB the Show 23, ready to dominate the league as a flame-throwing closer. But then, reality hits you harder than a Noah Syndergaard fastball. Your pitches lack velocity, your control belongs on a carnival whack-a-mole game, and suddenly, the dream of striking out the side feels about as likely as winning the lottery while simultaneously being struck by lightning (though, hey, that'd be a heck of a story for the grandkids).
Fear not, fellow baseball enthusiast! There's a way out of this baseball purgatory, and it doesn't involve begging your manager for a mercy transfer (although, that might be fun to watch). Here's your not-so-official guide to changing positions in MLB the Show 23:
Option 1: Embrace Your Inner Chameleon (Create a New Character)
This is the nuclear option, folks. You're basically saying "adios" to all the sweat and tears you've poured into your current character. But hey, sometimes a fresh start is just what the doctor ordered. Plus, creating a new character lets you unleash your inner baseball-obsessed Dr. Frankenstein. Want a power-hitting outfielder with a robotic arm? Go for it! Feeling the need for speed? Craft a lights-out closer who throws smoke faster than a politician changing their stance on climate change. The possibilities are endless (well, almost endless. Let's not get carried away with creating a cyborg catcher who shoots lasers from their eyes).
Option 2: Talk it Out With Your Agent (But Maybe Not Your Therapist)
This is where things get interesting. You can actually approach your agent in MLB the Show 23 and express your burning desire to switch positions. Now, whether they listen is another story entirely. It all depends on your performance. If you've been striking out more than a mime at a karaoke bar, they might suggest sticking with your current role (and maybe a new hobby). But if you've been putting up All-Star numbers, they'll likely be more receptive. Just be prepared for a waiting game. It might take a few series for the team to shuffle things around and make space for your new position. Think of it as baseball's version of musical chairs, except with less awkward staring and way more sunflower seeds.
Important Note: Don't forget to equip a new skillset! You wouldn't try catching a fly ball with a catcher's mitt made of swiss cheese, would you? (Although, that might actually be entertaining to watch.) Make sure your skills align with your new position. Nobody wants a first baseman with the reflexes of a sloth on vacation.
Option 3: The "May the Baseball Gods Have Mercy on You" Strategy (Simulate Until May)
This option is a gamble, folks. Buckle up. Here's the deal: somewhere around May 25th in your Road to the Show career, your manager might (MIGHT) have a come-to-Jesus meeting with you about your position. This is your chance to speak your truth (i.e., beg them to let you play a different position). It's a coin toss on whether they'll listen, but hey, at least you don't have to deal with your agent's side-eye. Just be prepared to simulate a bunch of games to get to that magic date. Think of it as your baseball purgatory penance.
So there you have it, future baseball superstars! With a little strategy (and maybe a sprinkle of luck), you can escape your current baseball rut and dominate the league in a brand new position. Just remember, practice makes perfect (no matter your position), and always keep your eye on the ball (unless you're the pitcher, then maybe keep an eye on the batter too). Now get out there and make 'em pay... literally, with home runs.
