Batter Up! How to Craft Your Dream Team in MLB The Show 23 (Even if your Dreams are a Little Dusty)
Ever looked at the MLB and thought, "You know, these teams could use a little more... me?" Well, my friend, fret no more! MLB The Show 23 lets you ditch the scouting reports and build your baseball empire from the ground up. But before you go naming your team the "Sockless Sloths" (though, points for originality), here's a guide to creating a squad worthy of a World Series run (or at least a participation trophy).
Step 1: From Ragtag Bunch to Renaissance Fair Rejects - Choosing Your Team's Identity
- City and Name: This is where your creativity shines. Do you want to revive a long-lost baseball team in, say, Nantucket? Go for the "Nantucket Whalers" (because, let's face it, options are limited on an island). Feeling a historical kick? The "Brooklyn Bumstealers" have a nice ring to it (disclaimer: consult history books for accuracy, this might not be the best name).
Step 2: Dress for Success (or, at Least, Don't Look Like a Clown)
- Uniforms: Now for the fun part! Will your team strike fear (or laughter) into the hearts of their opponents? Go bold with neon green and polka dots, or channel a classic look with pinstripes. Don't forget to consider the climate of your chosen city. Those Nantucket Whalers might need some serious parkas for those chilly Atlantic winds.
Step 3: Building Your Baseball Dream Team (Without Actually Having to Pay Them)
- Roster Control: This is where things get strategic. You'll be placing players on the free agent pool and then, poof! They're magically on your team. Just be warned, some superstars might have some... unrealistic salary demands. (We're looking at you, Babe Ruth).
Step 4: Stadium Shenanigans (Because Every Team Needs a Home)
- Choosing Your Stadium: Do you want a classic ballpark steeped in history, or a modern marvel with a retractable roof (perfect for those Nantucket downpours)? The choice is yours, but remember, a rickety old stadium with pigeons nesting in the outfield bleachers might have a certain... charm.
Bonus Tip: Embrace the Absurdity!
- MLB The Show 23 is all about having fun. So don't be afraid to get creative! Make your team mascots a pack of hyperactive squirrels, or have your players wear clown shoes for extra speed on the basepaths. (Though, that might violate some safety regulations).
There you have it! With a little creativity and a dash of silliness, you'll be managing your dream team in no time. Now get out there and, well, try not to embarrass yourselves too much on the national stage.
