So You Want to Be a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Gamer? Mastering the Art of the Sneak in Fortnite (Switch Edition)
Ah, the crouch. A simple move that separates the casual Victory Royallers from the legendary ones. You see those guys, building like Bob the Builder on a sugar rush, completely oblivious to the storm raging around them? Yeah, they haven't grasped the crouching power. But fear not, fellow Nintendo Switch warrior, for this guide will turn you into a sneaky snake in the Fortnite jungle.
Why Crouch? You Ask? Well, Let Me Tell You...
- Dodge Those Bullets Like Neo (Except, You Know, Without the Fancy Phone Booth): Crouching makes you a smaller target. Bullets whizzing past your head? You'll be like, "Pfft, amateur hour!" while your enemies are left wondering where that pesky potato went.
- Peek-a-Boo with a Shotgun? Yes Please!: Crouching lets you peek over cover without exposing your entire glorious self. Pop a quick shotty blast and dip back down before they can say "sniped!" You'll be the king (or queen) of hide-and-seek warfare.
- Become One with the Bushes (Because Apparently That's a Thing): Crouching blends you in with the Fortnite flora better than a chameleon with a paintbrush. Especially those luscious, leafy bushes. Who knew foliage could be so strategic?
Important Note: Crouching in the middle of an open field is not advised. You'll just be a juicy target for anyone with a half-decent sniper. Use your newfound sneakiness wisely, young padawan.
How to Crouch Like a Pro (It's Easier Than You Think!)
Here's the big reveal, the secret sauce, the holy grail of crouching... tap the right joystick (the one with the little picture of a mushroom). There you have it! Your character will gracefully fold themself into a crouch, ready to dominate the battlefield from the shadows.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling fancy (and by fancy, I mean want to confuse your muscle memory), you can actually change the crouch button in the settings menu. Just remember where you put it, becausefortnitemares when you forget and accidentally start jumping everywhere like a maniac.
Mastering the Crouch: From Beginner to Ninja
Crouching is just the first step. Now that you're a crouch connoisseur, here are some ways to elevate your sneaky game:
- The Crouching Tiger, Hidden Sniper: Combine crouching with building cover for the ultimate defensive (and potentially offensive) maneuver. Peek, shoot, dip back down. Rinse and repeat. You'll be an unkillable shadow before you know it.
- The Crouching Can-Opener: Pair your crouch with some fancy footwork (read: wiggling the joystick) to make yourself a harder target to hit. Just don't overdo it, or you'll look like you're having a seizure and your enemies might take pity on you.
With a little practice and this handy guide, you'll be crouching your way to victory in no time. Now get out there and dominate those lobbies, you magnificent, magnificent crouch master!
