Bust a Move in Fortnite: A Guide for the Rhythm-Impaired (and Everyone Else)
So you wanna boogie down in Fortnite? You've seen the epic dance battles, the synchronized flossing, and maybe even a dab or two (though, let's be real, that trend is past its prime). But when it comes to your own avatar, they're standing there stiffer than a loot llama in a blizzard. Fear not, fellow loopers! This guide will have you throwing down dance moves that would make even Rust Lord jealous.
Step 1: Unleashing Your Inner Dancer (Without Actually Dancing)
Fortnite dances aren't exactly waltzes. They're more like full-body celebrations of victory (or, perhaps, existential dread after getting sniped from across the map). But worry not! You won't need to enroll in Fortnite Dance Academy (although, that would be a hilarious in-game addition).
Here's the key: the magic happens with the B key on your keyboard. Yes, that simple. One glorious tap, and a wheel of emote options explodes onto the screen. It's like a disco ball of pure, digital fun.
Pro Tip: Don't mash the B key like you're trying to win a game of whack-a-mole. There's a slight delay, and a button-mashing frenzy will just leave you looking confused (and probably cause your teammates to question your sanity).
Step 2: Choosing Your Weapon (of Mass Celebration)
Now, the fun part: picking your moves! The emote wheel is a treasure trove of dance moves, taunts, and even musical instruments (because who doesn't want to play a mini-concert during a tense build battle?).
Here's a crash course on some emote categories:
- The Classics: The default dance, the floss, the orange justice – these are the timeless moves that everyone recognizes.
- The Hype Machines: Want to celebrate a clutch elimination? Bust out a flamboyant dance like "Fresh" or "Electro Shuffle."
- The Trollers: Let the salty tears flow with emotes like "Take the L" or "Salt Bae." Use with caution – true victory lies in having fun, not making enemies (though, a well-timed troll can be oh-so-satisfying).
- The Show-Offs: Feeling fancy? Equip a fancy emote like "Flossy" or "Wiggle." Just remember, if you gotta brag about your moves, they better be truly epic.
Remember: You can customize your emote wheel in the Locker to keep your favorite moves at your fingertips.
Step 3: Dropping the Mic (or, You Know, Not Literally)
You've picked your emote, your character is busting a move, and you're the envy of the entire lobby (or at least that one bush camper hiding nearby). Now what?
- Dance Like Nobody's Watching (Except Everyone In The Game): Flaunt your moves freely! Fortnite is all about having fun, so don't be shy.
- Sync Up With Your Squad: Imagine the glorious chaos of a four-person synchronized dance party. Guaranteed to confuse enemies and boost team morale (or at least make you laugh).
- Use Emotes Strategically (Maybe): There are some tactical applications for emotes. A well-timed "Take the L" might bait an enemy out of hiding. Or use a silly dance to distract foes while your teammate flanks them. Just remember, using emotes can leave you vulnerable, so choose your moments wisely.
The Most Important Step: Embrace the Boogie
Fortnite dances are all about expressing yourself and having a good time. So don't worry about being perfect (because trust me, nobody's judging your Fortnite dance skills... much). Just pick a move, crank up the Fortnite soundtrack, and get groovin'. You might even surprise yourself with your hidden talents. Now go forth and boogie, champion!
