The Designated Destroyer: A Beginner's Guide to DHing in MLB the Show 23
Ah, the Designated Hitter. The mythical (well, not really) baseball beast who gets to trade in their glove for a comfy bat and launch dingers all day. The bane of pitchers everywhere (except maybe your own when you forget to adjust the lineup). But fear not, fellow gamer, for this guide will turn you into a DH so dominant, they'll rename the position the [Your Name] Destroyer.
Step 1: Embrace the Bench Life (Without the Gum)
First things first, you ain't exactly out there shagging fly balls. Being a DH is a glorious existence of sunflower seeds and prime bat-licking real estate. Get used to the comfy confines of the dugout, because that's where you'll be channeling your inner Babe Ruth. Just remember, sunflower seed shells are not a tactical strategy to distract the pitcher.
Step 2: Building Your Battering Ram (No Actual Rams Required)
Now, onto the real fun part: creating your DH monster. Here's the lowdown:
- Power Over Everything (Almost): You want launch angle that would make a rocket scientist jealous and power that could put a dent in the moon. Contact hitting? We don't know her.
- Patience is a Virtue (Except at the Plate): You might be swinging for the fences, but a little patience goes a long way. Lay off those breaking balls that look like they're breakdancing on the mound.
- Know Your Lefty/Righty Matchups: Not all pitchers are created equal. Take advantage of those juicy matchups where you can turn the pitcher into a human pitching machine.
Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to experiment! Maybe you discover a hidden gem with decent power and sneaky good contact. Just remember, launch angle is your best friend.
Step 3: Unleashing the Destroyer (And the Dingers)
Alright, Machiavelli of the batter's box, it's time to unleash your fury. Here's how to dominate the DH role:
- Be Ruthless (But Not Rude): You're here to mash, not make friends with the pitcher. Take every good pitch you see deep.
- Situational Awareness: Yes, power is king, but don't forget to bunt or hit a sac fly when the situation calls for it. A true DH is a well-rounded weapon, not just a mindless slugger.
- Embrace the Dinger Dance: There's an art to the perfect dinger celebration. Flip the bat, point to the cheap seats, do a jig – whatever fires you up (and maybe annoys the pitcher a little).
Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. Don't become that guy who swings at everything, even a knuckleball that looks like a confused butterfly.
By following these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a DH legend in MLB the Show 23. So grab your bat, channel your inner power hitter, and get ready to turn every game into a launch party. Now go forth and destroy!
