So You Want to Summon Your Inner Pro Gamer? A Hilariously Easy Guide to Downloading League of Legends
Let's face it, you've seen the Yasuo wind tornados, the Jinx rocket barrages, and maybe even a pentakill or two (or ten). You're itching to unleash your own inner pro gamer on the Fields of Justice, but there's one hurdle: actually getting the game on your PC. Fear not, aspiring legend, because this guide is about to smoother than a freshly buffed champion.
Step 1: Prepare for Battle (By Downloading the Client, Not a Broad Sword)
First things first, we need the official League of Legends launcher. Don't worry, it's not some ancient artifact guarded by a grumpy Gromp. Head over to the League of Legends website (we can't link it here, but trust us, Google knows what you want). There should be a big, shiny button that says "Play Free" or something equally enticing. Click it like you're last hitting a minion for a juicy gold boost.
Pro Tip: Make sure you have enough free space on your hard drive. League isn't exactly a featherweight, thanks to all those fancy champion models and epic battlefields. You wouldn't want your download to stall right when you're about to unleash your ultimate, would you? (We all know the download frustration struggle, it's real)
Step 2: The Great Downloadening (Prepare for Memes and Snack Breaks)
Once you've snagged the installer, double-click that bad boy and settle in for the download. Now, download times can vary depending on your internet speed. Dial-up users, this might be a good time to call up a friend and reminisce about the good old days of text-based adventures. For everyone else, fire up your favorite memes, YouTube compilations, or stockpile some snacks. This download could take a while, but patience is a virtue, especially in the League.
Warning Signs Your Download Might Be Possessed by a Teemo:
- The progress bar seems to be moving backward.
- Strange chanting noises emanate from your computer.
- You hear a high-pitched laugh that sounds suspiciously like Teemo's giggle.
If you experience any of these, don't panic! Just restart the download and offer a small sacrifice to the internet gods (maybe a high-five to your router?).
Step 3: Victory! (Well, Almost)
The glorious download is complete! You're one step closer to climbing the ranked ladder (or at least having a blast with some friends). The launcher will probably walk you through the rest of the installation process, which is pretty straightforward. Just follow the on-screen instructions and avoid accidentally clicking the "Uninstall" button (we've all been there, buddy).
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of League of Legends. Now get out there, summon your champion, and dominate the Rift! Remember, practice makes perfect (and don't forget to blame the jungler if things go south).