You Want to Draw Like a Pro? Nah, Let's Aim for "Mom, That's Awesome!" - A Totally Not Serious Guide to Fortnite Skin Doodling
So, you've been dropping into Tilted Towers and getting wrecked by some dude with a sniper who can also draw photorealistic portraits of Jonesy in his downtime? Feeling a bit artistically inadequate? Fear not, fellow loopers! This guide will have you churning out Fortnite fan art that'll make your grandma say, "Honey, that's… interesting," in ten easy-ish steps!
Step 1: Unleash Your Inner Picasso (Emphasis on "Inner")
Forget fancy pencils and expensive sketchbooks. We're going low-fi here. Grab a #2 pencil, that stray crayon you found under the couch, and the back of a grocery receipt – because real artists recycle, right?
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, maybe grab a napkin from that fancy restaurant you went to last week (but definitely don't get caught!).
Step 2: Master the Art of the Basic Shape
The secret weapon of every Fortnite skin? Basic geometric shapes! We're talking circles for heads, ovals for bodies, and maybe even a rogue trapezoid if you're feeling adventurous (it's probably a gun, don't worry about it).
Bonus points: If you can manage a halfway decent triangle, you're basically set to draw Drift.
Step 3: Eyes, the Window to the Soul (or Lack Thereof)
Most Fortnite skins have these mysterious black voids for eyes. Perfect! Just draw a couple of squiggles or angry meatballs, and voila! Instant intimidation factor.
Feeling fancy? Try drawing one slightly bigger than the other for that "just got sniped from across the map" look.
Step 4: Don't Sweat the Outfit Details
Who needs details when you have ✨imagination✨? Seriously, those fancy back bling things and intricate armor? Just scribble some lines and call it a jetpack. No one will know the difference (except maybe that sniper dude, but you won't be looking at him because you'll be too busy admiring your masterpiece).
Feeling extra fancy? Maybe add a giant question mark for a backpack. It implies you have a lot of loot, which is basically the dream.
Step 5: Victory Royale Dance Time!
Now that your masterpiece is practically screaming for recognition, it's time to add some action! Draw some stick figure flailing for your victory dance.
Feeling truly fancy? Pretend you can draw the floss dance. Everyone secretly wants to be able to draw the floss dance.
Step 6: Embrace the Mistakes (They're "Happy Accidents")
Hey, Bob Ross wasn't built in a day. Did your Cuddle Team Leader come out looking more like a deranged teddy bear? Embrace it! Maybe it's just their "shadow ops" disguise.
Remember: There's no such thing as a mistake in the world of Fortnite fan art, only happy accidents... or terrifying monstrosities.
Step 7: Show Off Your Skills (Maybe)
Now that your artistic genius is on display, what to do? Well, you could proudly hang it on the fridge, but maybe hold off on showing it to your art teacher (unless you're going for an "abstract" vibe).
Pro Tip: Frame it and give it to your least favorite friend. They'll love it.
Step 8: Repeat, Refine, Dominate!
Now that you've conquered the art of the Fortnite skin doodle, keep practicing! Who knows, maybe someday you'll be the one drawing photorealistic portraits of Jonesy while quickscoping noobs across the map.
Remember: Art is a journey, not a destination. Especially when it comes to Fortnite doodles.
