Conquer the Canvas: A Hilariously Easy Guide to Drawing a Stellar Subway Train
So, you've been bitten by the art bug, but the idea of mastering complex shading and perspective leaves you feeling like a hamster on an exercise wheel? Fear not, my fellow artistically-inclined friend, because today we're diving into the wonderfully simple world of drawing a subway train.
Now, before you scoff and mutter "isn't that for, like, kindergartners?", hear me out. A well-drawn subway train can be a thing of beauty, a testament to your ability to capture the essence of urban locomotion (and a conversation starter at parties, guaranteed).
Step 1: Gather Your Supplies (or Whatever's Lying Around)
- A writing utensil: Pencil, pen, crayon – the choice is yours! Just avoid using a chisel – safety first, people.
- Paper: Printer paper, a napkin you snagged from that fancy restaurant last week (unused, please!), or the back of that grocery receipt you forgot to throw away – all are valid options. Remember, Picasso didn't have a Michaels coupon code, and look how he turned out!
- Optional cheerleader (human or animal): Having a furry friend or enthusiastic roommate shower you with praise (or concerned barks) can do wonders for your artistic confidence.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, grab some colored pencils or markers to really make your masterpiece pop. But hey, even a classic black and white masterpiece can be stunning (think Charlie Chaplin, not moldy bread).
Step 2: Embrace the Power of Basic Shapes
Forget complex anatomy drawings – a subway train is all about rectangles and squiggles (with a dash of circle for good measure).
- The Boxy Base: Draw a long rectangle. This will be the main body of your train. Remember: Length is key here! We want a train that can hold all your imaginary friends (and maybe a rogue squirrel or two).
- Squiggle Power: Now, add two smaller rectangles on top of the long one for the top car. Don't worry about perfect symmetry – a wonky train adds character (just like that chipped mug you still use).
- Rounding it Out: Connect the top and bottom rectangles with diagonal lines to create a smooth, curved top for your train. Think of it as a fancy hat for your rectangular friend.
Voila! You've just constructed the basic structure of your subway train. High fives all around!
Step 3: Adding those Finishing Touches
Now comes the fun part – dressing up your train!
- Windows: Draw little squares along the sides of the train for windows. Bonus points: If you're feeling adventurous, add tiny stick figures peering out (maybe one is reading a newspaper, another is taking a selfie).
- Doors: Don't forget the entry points! Add rectangles on the side of the train with a small horizontal line at the bottom to show they can open (perfect for all those imaginary passengers).
- Wheels: Four circles underneath your train will get it rolling. Imagine it whooshing through tunnels and past surprised pigeons.
- The Finishing Flourish: Feeling fancy? Add a squiggly line above the front car for a fancy light, or maybe some squiggles on the side for graffiti (the artistic kind, not the scribbled kind).
Congratulations! You have officially conquered the art of drawing a stellar subway train.
Remember: There are no mistakes, only happy accidents (like that rogue scribble that somehow becomes a perfect bird). So, grab your supplies, unleash your inner artist, and get ready to create a subway train masterpiece that would make even the most seasoned doodler proud.
