Tired of Shohei Ohtani Striking You Out Every Time? How to Doctor Your MLB the Show 23 Roster (Without Getting Caught by the Baseball Gods)
Let's face it, folks. We all love MLB the Show 23. It's the pinnacle of digital baseball, a glorious escape into a world where foul balls are but a distant memory and hot dogs are guaranteed to be free of mystery meat. But even paradise has its thorns, and in this case, the thorn might be named Jacob deGrom's fastball or Juan Soto's legendary patience at the plate.
Fear not, fellow gamers! There's a way to wrangle some control over this virtual baseball world, and it involves a little roster wrangling. Now, before you imagine yourself hacking into the game and turning Joey Gallo into a batting machine (although, that would be hilarious), this is a legit, above-board method.
Step 1: Accepting Reality (This Part's Optional)
Maybe Mike Trout shouldn't strike out every other at-bat. Perhaps your created player shouldn't be built like a beanpole with a wooden bat. But hey, that's the beauty (or frustration) of authenticity, right? If you're a die-hard sim player, this section might be for skipping. But for those who crave a little chaos (and maybe a participation trophy for their created player), then roster editing is your new best friend.
Bold Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go turning Pete Alonso into a defensive wizard overnight. Keep things semi-believable, folks.
Step 2: Unleashing Your Inner General Manager (Without the Fancy Suit)
This is where the magic happens. Head over to the "Create" menu and dive into the wonderful world of "Roster Control." Here's where you can play GM and make some trades that would make Billy Beane blush (metaphorically, of course. We don't want any copyright infringement lawsuits here).
Hot Tip: You can't directly edit player attributes, but you can be a master of manipulation! Need a better pitcher for your team? Swap out a struggling reliever for a free agent with a wicked curveball. Is your shortstop resembling a statue in the field? Maybe it's time to give a minor leaguer with a cannon for an arm a shot at the big leagues.
Step 3: Basking in Your GM Glory (But Don't Get Cocky)
Now that you've tinkered with your roster, it's time to reap the rewards. Watch as Aaron Judge crushes moon shots for your team instead of launching them into the cheap seats against you. Witness your created player make diving catches that would make highlight reels for life. Just remember, with power comes...well, you get the idea. Don't go overboard and turn your team into an unstoppable juggernaut. A little challenge keeps things interesting, right?
There you have it, folks! The (mostly) ethical way to give yourself a little edge in MLB the Show 23. So go forth, edit those rosters, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a smidge of common sense). Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a juiced fastball from a rookie pitcher I just promoted. Wish me luck!
