You Survived the Sandwich Rush: How to Escape Subway (With Your Sanity and Snacks)
Ah, the closing shift at Subway. You've battled the lunch crowd, wrestled rogue olives back into their containers, and somehow managed not to personally consume an entire footlong Meatball Marinara (though the siren song was strong). But before you can collapse onto a pile of used napkins and dream of six-inch Italian B.M.T.s, there's one final hurdle: closing down the shop.
Fear not, weary warriors of the bread aisle! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and hopefully a chuckle or two) to navigate the end-of-day routine like a seasoned pro.
Cash Control: Counting Coins Without Crying
The cash drawer. It's a bottomless pit of pennies, a Bermuda Triangle for nickels, and a constant reminder that you never learned how to properly roll coins (who even uses quarters anymore?). But fret not, grasshopper! Here's the breakdown:
- The Great Penny Purge: Yes, you have to count them. But a life hack: pennies in rolls of 50 = $0.50. Mind. Blown.
- Double, Double, Toil and Trouble: Grab a coworker and double-count everything. It's a safety measure, and also a great way to avoid an existential crisis if you discover a mysterious $20 bill difference.
- The Joy of Paper Money: Bills are easy, right? Just make sure you're not accidentally stuffing twenties into the "ones" slot. We've all been there (hopefully not literally).
Pro Tip: If your drawer is a few bucks off, don't panic. Small discrepancies happen. Just document it and breathe deeply.
Cleaning Capers: From Veggie Paradise to Sparkling Sanctuary
The post-sandwich splatter awaits. But fear not, with the right tools and a slightly maniacal cleaning montage soundtrack in your head, you can transform the battlefield into a sparkling oasis.
- Wiping Down the 'Wich World: Condiment wars leave their mark, but a trusty spray bottle and some elbow grease can restore order. Just be careful not to unleash a surprise mustard geyser.
- Floor Fighters: Mopping the floor is a dance, a tango with suds and grime. Master the figure eight and emerge victorious (and hopefully not soaked).
- The Art of the Fridge Shuffle: Don't forget to check expiration dates! Expired veggie life is no laughing matter (although accidentally throwing out perfectly good produce might be).
Bonus Round: If you're feeling fancy, you can even arrange the leftover cookies in a heart shape. Because why not?
The Grand Escape: Finally, Freedom!
You've counted the coins, conquered the condiments, and mopped your way to victory. Now, the only thing left is to...
- Clock Out: Punch that magical button and bask in the sweet, sweet freedom of the off-duty life.
- Snack Time (): We all know there's a rogue cookie or two hiding somewhere. Enjoy your well-deserved post-shift treat (just don't get caught by the manager).
Congratulations, Subway warrior! You've conquered another closing shift. Now go forth, shower the remnants of Italian herbs and cheese seasoning off your person, and dream of a world where vegetables don't fight back.
