How to Evict a Squatter in Texas: A Guide for the Slightly Exasperated Property Owner
So, you've woken up to find your spare room isn't so spare anymore. There's a new tenant, and they definitely didn't fill out an application or offer a security deposit (of friendship? Maybe baked goods?). Don't fret, fellow Texan! While the situation might have you saying "Yeehaw!" in all the wrong ways, this guide will help you wrangle that squatter and reclaim your property without resorting to a six-shooter showdown (which, by the way, is highly illegal).
Step One: Identify the Intruder (Is it a Person, or Just a Really Big Raccoon?)
First things first – is it actually a squatter, or are you the victim of an over-enthusiastic house guest who forgot they RSVP'd "No" to your invitation? Check for the following signs of a squatter:
- Surprise squatters: These folks weren't invited and haven't paid rent. They might have snuck in while you were on vacation, or maybe they inherited a bad case of amnesia and forgot they don't live there anymore.
- Previously-delightful-houseguest-turned-squatter: This one stings. You offered your couch to a friend "down on their luck," and now they've set up a permanent residence complete with a pet ferret named Steve. We've all been there.
Still unsure? Look for additional clues. Do they have a Texas-sized collection of empty Lone Star beer cans? Are they wearing your favorite Stetson hat and practicing their two-step in the living room? If so, congrats – you've got a squatter on your hands.
Step Two: The Texan Two-Step: Notice and Eviction (Because Everything's Bigger in Texas, Including the Legal Process)
Alright, partner, it's time to get this eviction rodeo started. Here's how it goes down:
- The 3-Day Notice: This polite little document informs the squatter they have three days to hightail it out of your hacienda. Consider it a Texan eviction howdy-do.
- Mosey on Down to the Courthouse: If three days go by faster than a tumbleweed in a dust storm, and your squatter is as stubborn as a mule, it's time to file an eviction lawsuit.
- Courtroom Showdown (Maybe): There might be a court hearing, but the law is usually on your side. The judge will likely rule in your favor, and you'll be issued a writ of possession, which is basically a fancy eviction permission slip.
Pro Tip: Consider seeking the help of a lawyer. They'll know all the legal two-steps and can ensure your eviction hoedown goes smoothly.
Step Three: Boot Scootin' the Squatter Out (The Funnest Part, But Not Really)
Once you have that writ of possession, it's time for the sheriff to play bouncer. They'll mosey on over and politely (or maybe not-so-politely) remove the squatter from your property.
Remember: Don't try to evict the squatter yourself. Texas law frowns on vigilante justice, and you don't want to end up in a whole heap of trouble.
Congratulations! You've successfully evicted your squatter and reclaimed your property. Now, celebrate with a plate of barbecue and a nice, refreshing glass of sweet tea. You've earned it!
