Conquering the Concrete Canal: A Guide to Fishing the California Aqueduct (For the Slightly Delusional)
Let's face it, folks, the California Aqueduct isn't exactly your grandpappy's trout stream. It's a massive ditch, a moving sidewalk of water that snakes its way through the state. But hey, there are fish in there, and where there are fish, there are bound to be a few of us who are slightly obsessed with catching them.
This guide isn't for the faint of heart, or those who like their fishing holes with a bit more rustic charm. This is for the adventurous angler, the one who sees a giant concrete trough and thinks, "Challenge accepted!"
Step 1: Befriend a Bridge (Because Nobody Likes Getting Soggy)
First things first, you're not going to be wading in this beast. Trust me. There are designated fishing spots along the aqueduct, usually near bridges. Make friends with those bridges – they're your only safe haven from a chilly, watery demise. Pro tip: Pack a lunch, because you might be there for a while. The California aqueduct stretches on for what feels like forever, and finding the fishy spots can be a real adventure.
Step 2: Lure Selection: From A to Z (Except Z, Because Zebra Mussels Are Not Bait)
Since you're casting into a moving body of water, forget about your delicate flies and teeny tiny lures. This is big fish territory, and you need big personalities (in lure form) to get their attention. Here are a few top contenders:
- The Flashy Flyer: Spoons, crankbaits, and jerkbaits with a lot of flash and wobble are your best bet. Think disco ball for fish.
- The Swim Shady: Swimbaits that mimic shad (a favorite food of many aqueduct residents) are a great choice. Just picture a little underwater Michael Jackson doing his moonwalk.
- The Live Wire: Live bait like anchovies or minnows can be deadly, especially if you're feeling a little barbaric that day.
Step 3: Patience is a Virtue (Especially When You Snag a Shopping Cart)
The California aqueduct is a party spot for all sorts of things, including lost golf balls, rogue shopping carts, and the occasional wayward pool float. So, be prepared to snag something besides a fish. Consider it a bonus round – who knew you had a shopping cart retrieval side hustle?
But seriously, patience is key. The water flow can be strong, and the fish aren't always jumping into your boat (or more likely, onto the bridge). Bring a comfy chair, some good tunes, and maybe a friend who can tell entertaining stories to keep you from napping.
Step 4: The Big Payoff (Hopefully)
When you finally do hook a fish, hold on tight! The California aqueduct is home to some real monsters – striped bass, catfish, and even the occasional sturgeon. Just remember, with great fish comes great responsibility. Make sure you have the proper license and know the size and catch limits for the specific species you're targeting.
Bonus Tip: Don't Forget the SPF (Seriously)
There's not a whole lot of shade on the California aqueduct, so lather up on the sunscreen. Unless, of course, you're going for the "distressed fisherman" look. Just be sure to pack a hat – nobody likes a sunburned scalp.
So, there you have it! A fisherman's (slightly tongue-in-cheek) guide to conquering the California aqueduct. Is it the easiest fishing spot? Absolutely not. But hey, if you're looking for a challenge and a chance to snag something a little more exciting than a rusty lure, then the aqueduct might just be your concrete fishing paradise. Just remember, pack your patience, your sense of humor, and maybe a net big enough to catch a wayward pool float. Good luck!
