So You Think You Can Fold a Pocket Square? A Guide for the Clueless Chap (and Chapette)
Let's face it, folks, the pocket square. That little piece of fabric in your suit pocket – is it a magic trick? A secret handshake for fancy folks? Or maybe, just maybe, a chance to unleash your inner sartorial superhero?
Well, fret no more! Because today, we're cracking the code on the pocket square. We'll be heroes of haberdashery, titans of textiles, and masters of the mysterious pocket puff (yes, that's a real thing).
First Things First: The Square Deal
Before we fold like origami champions, let's talk about the pocket square itself. Think of it as your secret weapon. A flash of color or pattern to complement (not clash with) your tie and outfit.
Pro Tip: For beginners, a white or light-colored pocket square is a safe bet. It goes with everything, kind of like that "everything goes with jeans" philosophy, but for fancy folk.
Folding Fundamentals: From Fumbling to Fabulous
Now, onto the main event: the fold. There are a million and one ways to fold a pocket square, but we'll focus on two classics that are easy to learn and guaranteed to impress (or at least prevent snickers).
The Presidential Puff:
This fold is about as timeless as a handshake. Here's how you do it:
- Lay your square flat like a lost napkin on a fancy tablecloth.
- Fold it in half diagonally, creating a perfect triangle.
- Take that triangle and fold it in half again, creating a smaller triangle.
- Pinch the base of the triangle and gently puff out the top. Imagine you're holding a tiny birthday hat for a very small bird.
- Slide this little puff of fabulousness into your pocket, with the point showing just slightly.
The Casual Cavalier:
Want something a bit more relaxed? Try the Cavalier Fold:
- Lay your square flat again.
- Fold it in half horizontally.
- Now, fold it in half again vertically. You should have a neat rectangle.
- Here's the fun part: depending on how much square you want to show, fold the top edge down a bit (or a lot) until you get the desired height.
- Pop it in your pocket and straighten those lapels, my friend. You're ready to conquer the cocktail party.
Remember: There's no fashion police when it comes to pocket squares. Experiment, have fun, and don't be afraid to puff a little. After all, confidence is the best accessory you can wear.
Bonus Round: The "I Woke Up Like This" Pocket Square
For those days when you want to look effortlessly stylish (even if you spent 20 minutes staring blankly at your closet), there's the nonchalant non-fold.
- Grab your pocket square.
- Crumple it gently (we're not barbarians here).
- Shove it (affectionately) into your pocket with a bit of the fabric sticking out.
Disclaimer: This fold works best with patterned squares and a more casual look. Unless you're aiming for the "dapper disaster" vibe, avoid the crumpled look with a sleek suit and important business meeting.
So there you have it, folks! You're now officially a pocket square pro. Go forth and conquer the world, one perfectly folded puff at a time.
