So You Want to be a Battle Subway Tycoon? A Guide to Amassing BP (Without Crying)
Ah, the Battle Subway. A place where dreams are made, and wallets are thinned faster than a Machoke on a donut run. You crave those sweet, sweet Battle Points (BP) to unlock all the amazing items and TMs those creepy twins hoard like Smaug guarding his gold. But fear not, aspiring Subway Master, for I, your not-so-humble guide, am here to show you the ropes (and how to avoid getting tangled in them)!
Step 1: Choosing Your Chariot
First things first, you gotta pick your train. Don't worry, this ain't rush hour in Tokyo. Here's a breakdown of the Battle Subway lines, each with their own level of awesome (and difficulty):
- Regular Trains: These are like the baby pools of the Subway. Good for dipping your toes in, but the BP rewards are...well, kiddie-sized.
- Super Singles/Doubles/Triples: Here's where things get a little spicier. You'll battle more trainers, but the BP payout is better. Just pick your poison: singles, tag-team chaos, or a triple threat throwdown?
- Multi/Super Multi Trains: These are the Mount Everests of the Subway. You'll face a gauntlet of trainers, tag battles galore! Warning: Not for the faint of heart (or those with weak teams). But the BP rewards are the crown jewels, if you can survive the climb.
- Wi-Fi Trains: Buckle up, because you're going head-to-head with other players online! The competition is fierce, but the BP rewards are legendary. Just make sure you have a team that can handle the heat.
Step 2: Building Your Battle Beast
Now, let's talk about your team. These guys are your ticket to BP riches, so choose wisely:
- Type Coverage is King: Don't be a one-trick Ponyta. Have a good mix of types to counter different threats. You wouldn't bring a fire extinguisher to a water balloon fight, would you?
- Levels Matter (But Not Too Much): Sure, you want strong Pokemon, but the Subway has level caps. Don't waste time grinding your team to level 100.
- EVs Can Be Your Secret Weapon: A little strategic Effort Value (EV) training goes a long way. Research which EVs benefit your team the most and watch those opponents crumble.
- Items Are Your Best Friends: Leftovers for staying power? Choice Specs for a damage-dealing machine? Pick items that complement your Pokemon's strengths.
Step 3: Conquering the Subway
Alright, you've got your train and your team. Time to rumble! Here's how to rack up that BP like a pro:
- Start Slow: Don't jump straight into the Super Multi Train unless you're a glutton for punishment. Begin with Regulars or Singles to get the hang of things.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: Lost a battle? Don't be afraid to call it quits and keep your win streak alive. Remember, BP is better than nothing!
- Befriend the Nurse: Stock up on healing items, but don't forget to heal your Pokemon at the Pokemon Center after each run. Nobody likes a fainted friend (especially not when BP is on the line).
- The Power of Repetition: Repetition is the mother of all skill (and BP)! The more you battle in the Subway, the better you'll get at strategizing and predicting your opponent's moves.
Bonus Tip: The Grind is Real (But There Are Workarounds)
Let's be honest, grinding BP can feel like running a marathon on a treadmill. But fear not, weary traveler! Here are some ways to make the journey a little less painful:
- Find a Good Grinding Train: Some trains offer more BP per battle than others. Do some research and pick a route that optimizes your BP gain.
- Double Duty: Train your Pokemon while grinding BP. Focus on Pokemon that need experience and BP at the same time. Kill two Zubats with one Stone Edge!
- Distract Yourself: Put on some music, watch a funny video, do jumping jacks between battles. A little mental break can make the grind feel less like, well, a grind.
Remember, becoming a BP tycoon takes time, patience, and a whole lot of battling. But with the right strategies and a dash of humor, you'll be swimming in BP in no time! Now get out there and conquer that Subway!
