So You Want to Live in the Past, macOS High Sierra Edition: A Guide for Hipsters and the Chronologically Challenged
Let's face it, the new shiny macOS versions are like fancy smartphones – all sleek curves and unnecessary features. But what if you, my friend, are a gloriously stubborn soul who craves the comforting familiarity of macOS High Sierra (version 10.13)? Well, you've come to the right place! This guide will be your DeLorean to yesteryear, minus the plutonium and questionable fashion choices.
First things first: Why High Sierra?
Maybe you miss the days of skeuomorphism (when buttons looked like, well, buttons) or perhaps you just can't bear to learn a new way to screenshot (it's still Command+Shift+4, by the way, just sayin'). Whatever your reason, there's no shame in rocking a slightly older macOS. Just be aware that security updates might be a bit thin on the ground, so keep your internet browsing habits squeaky clean.
Mission: Obtain High Sierra!
There are two main ways to snag this macOS relic:
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The App Store Time Machine (if you have a compatible Mac): This is the simplest method, but with a twist. Apple, in all their forward-thinking wisdom, have relegated High Sierra to the dusty corners of the App Store. You'll need a Mac already running High Sierra or later, Sierra, or El Capitan to download it from the App Store. If that's not an option, fear not, intrepid time traveler!
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Downloading the Installer (for the truly adventurous): This involves a bit more digging, but hey, that's half the fun of being an archaeologist of the digital world, right? Apple doesn't officially offer stand-alone installers for older versions anymore, but some intrepid souls have archived them online. Just be super careful where you download from – you don't want any malware hitchhiking into your 2017 time capsule.
Here's the important bit: Before you embark on this quest, make sure your Mac is actually compatible with High Sierra. You can find a list of compatible Macs on Apple's website (but resist the urge to upgrade while you're there).
Installation Time: Brace Yourself for a Blast from the Past
Once you have your installer, the process is pretty straightforward. Just be prepared for a hefty dose of nostalgia as that progress bar slowly inches its way forward. Think of it as a chance to reminisce about simpler times, like when a low battery notification didn't send you into a cold sweat.
Congratulations! You're Now Officially a Retro Mac User
Now that you're rocking macOS High Sierra, settle in and enjoy the familiar interface. Just remember, while it may be comfy and cozy, you might miss out on some of the new features and security updates. But hey, who needs fancy new features when you've got the timeless joy of, well, everything being exactly the way it was?
