Craving a Meximelt? Taco Bell Took it Away, But Fear Not, Fellow Crunchwrap Supreme Enthusiasts!
Let's face it, folks. Taco Bell's decision to banish the Meximelt from the menu was a travesty of Tex-Mex proportions. A meltdown of molten cheese, melty goodness, and pure, cheesy bliss - stolen from our grasp! But fear not, despairing disciples of the Meximelt! Because today, we delve into the secret world of Taco Bell customization: How to Build Your Own Meximelt Masterpiece (without breaking the bank).
The "Official" Farewell (Emphasis on the Air Quotes)
Yes, the Meximelt is officially gone. Taco Bell, in their infinite wisdom (or perhaps lack thereof), decided it wasn't "on brand" anymore. Look, Taco Bell, we loved the weird menu items. We embraced the breakfast crunchwrap supreme era. Don't deny us our cheesy, melty glory!
But fret no more, because with a little creativity and a dash of "can-do" spirit, we can build a near-perfect replica.
Enter the Cheesy Roll-Up: Our Unsung Hero
The Cheesy Roll-Up: a humble item, often overlooked. But today, it becomes our Meximelt muse! This little guy provides the foundation - a warm flour tortilla begging for cheesy goodness.
Here's the magic:
- Summon the Beef: Add seasoned beef to your Cheesy Roll-Up. This is the heart of the Meximelt, the savory counterpoint to the melty cheese.
- The Rebellion Requires Pico: Don't forget the pico de gallo! That vibrant mix of tomato and onion adds a touch of freshness and a burst of flavor.
- Cheese? We Need More Cheese!: While the Cheesy Roll-Up comes pre-loaded, you can never go wrong with extra cheese. Ask for it on the side and go wild.
Pro-Tip: If your local Taco Bell is feeling generous, you might even be able to convince them to steam the whole glorious creation for that extra melty goodness.
The Meximelt Lives On! (Kind Of)
So there you have it. With a little creativity and a willingness to hack the system (or at least, creatively customize your order), you can enjoy a near-perfect replica of the beloved Meximelt. It's not quite the same, but it's a close second - a testament to human ingenuity and our unwavering love for all things cheesy.
Now, go forth and Meximelt-ify your next Taco Bell adventure! And remember, if enough of us demand it, maybe, just maybe, Taco Bell will bring back the real deal. Until then, we fight the good fight, one cheesy, melty bite at a time.
Excel: Fort Knox for Data, Except When Your Cat Walks Across the Keyboard (We've All Been There)
Ah, spreadsheets. The glorious battlefields of numbers, charts, and formulas. But what happens when those precious calculations morph into scribbles thanks to your feline overlord (or, ahem, overzealous colleague)? Fear not, warriors of data! We delve into the mystical art of locking cells based on dates, ensuring your spreadsheet remains a fortress, not a feline playground.
Why Lock Cells Based on Dates? You Ask?
Because, my friends, chaos is a ladder... and sometimes you just want to get off.
- Accidental Edits: We've all accidentally hit the wrong key, turning a tidy formula into gibberish. Date-based locking ensures only up-to-date info is editable.
- Data Ninjas: Let's face it, some folks have a knack for rearranging things. Locking sensitive cells based on dates keeps your formulas safe from overenthusiastic "improvements."
- Version Control: "Wait, wasn't this number different yesterday?" Locking historical data based on dates provides a clear picture of how things have changed over time.
Enter the Conditional Formatting Force!
Now, how do we achieve this spreadsheet Shangri-La? We call upon the mighty Conditional Formatting!
- Select your cell(s) for locking. Think Fort Knox, not your sock drawer.
- Head to the "Home" tab. Because this is where the magic happens.
- Click the down arrow on "Conditional Formatting." It's like pulling out Excalibur from the spreadsheets.
- Choose "New rule." Because every hero needs a good origin story.
Formula Fun: Friend or Foe?
Here comes the exciting part (or slightly intimidating part, depending on your comfort level with Excel). We need a formula to tell Excel which cells to lock down.
Don't panic! The formula is actually quite simple:
=NOW() > DATE(YEAR(desired lock date), MONTH(desired lock date), DAY(desired lock date))
Break it down:
NOW(): This refers to the current date and time.DATE(): This function creates a specific date based on the year, month, and day you enter.YEAR(),MONTH(), andDAY(): These functions extract the year, month, and day from your desired lock date.
For example, if you want to lock cells after April 30th, 2024, the formula would be:
=NOW() > DATE(2024,4,30)
Pro Tip: You can simply enter the desired lock date into a separate cell and reference that cell in your formula for extra flexibility.
Locking and Rolling: The Grand Finale
- Enter your formula in the "Format values where this formula is true" box.
- Click "Format." Because with great power comes great formatting responsibility.
- Go to the "Protection" tab. This is where the cell guardians are chosen.
- Check the box for "Locked." Fort Knox, activate!
- Click "OK" on all the open windows. High five for a job well done!
Now, any cells that meet your date criteria will be locked, preventing accidental edits and keeping your data safe.
Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound cell-locking skills wisely, and may your spreadsheets forever remain bastions of order (unless your cat decides otherwise).
