You (Probably) Don't Need Tickets to the 2023 NFL Draft (But Here's How to Crash the Party Anyway)
Listen up, football fanatics! It's that time of year again – the NFL Draft! A glorious three-day event where grown men in suits talk about teenagers in pajamas potentially throwing spirals for a living.
But wait a minute... didn't the draft just happen?
Yup, you got that keen eye, champ. The 2023 NFL Draft is a thing of the past, filed away alongside your fading New Year's resolutions. This post might be about as useful as a chocolate teapot right now, but hey, knowledge is power, and maybe you have a time machine in your basement? In that case, this is your lucky day!
Here's the thing about the 2023 NFL Draft:
There weren't really any tickets (cue dramatic music). Unless you consider downloading an app "getting a ticket." But fear not, intrepid fan! Here's how you could have gotten in on the action (or, you know, for next year):
- Become BFFs with Roger Goodell: This might involve inventing a new type of spiral that revolutionizes the game, or maybe just complimenting his tie collection. Just be prepared for slightly awkward conversations about deflated balls.
- Download the magical NFL OnePass App: This isn't some shady knock-off phone game, folks. This is the real deal. Download it, register, and POOF! You're virtual confetti away from being there.
But wait, there's more! (Because who doesn't love a good infomercial?) Having the app wasn't a guarantee of a seat in the fancy Draft Theater. Nope, for that, you had to enter a lottery system that would make Willy Wonka blush. So, it was basically getting struck by lightning while simultaneously winning the Powerball.
The Moral of the Story?
The 2023 NFL Draft might be a thing of the past, but the dream of seeing future Hall of Famers announced on a stage lives on! So, for next year, remember: download the app, pray to the football gods, and maybe brush up on your friendship-making skills with NFL commissioners. Who knows, you might just snag a spot (or at least get a participation trophy).
