Craving a Smothered Burrito from Taco Bell? You're Not Alone (and We Might Have a Workaround)
Let's face it, folks, the world hasn't been the same since Taco Bell took the Smothered Burrito off the menu. That gooey symphony of red sauce, melty cheese, and beans was a thing of legend. A beacon of cheesy, saucy goodness in a fast-food world. A culinary masterpiece, some might say.
But fear not, fellow Smothered Burrito mourners! There might just be a way to recapture that magic, even if it takes a little... creative ordering. Here's your guide to Operation: Save the Smothered Burrito (patent pending, kind of).
Step 1: Choose Your Smothered Burrito Basecamp
This is where things get interesting. The good news is, Taco Bell offers a variety of burritos that can serve as a launchpad for your smothered dreams. Here are your top contenders:
- The Bean Burrito: A classic, vegetarian option. Perfect for those who like their smotherings guilt-free (or at least, bean- guilt-free).
- The Beefy Five-Layer Burrito: A meatier choice for the non-vegetarians out there. Just be prepared for some negotiation on the "five layer" front (we're adding more like, eight layers, my friend).
- The Veggie Mode Burrito: Another meat-free option with all the fixings. Just remember, "Veggie Mode" doesn't mean "Smothered Burrito Mode" – but hey, we can work with that.
Pro-Tip: Whichever base camp you choose, make it a Supreme. Supreme = extra cheese, which will be crucial for that signature smothered effect.
Step 2: The Art of the Smothering Negotiation
Now comes the real challenge: convincing the kind folks at Taco Bell to turn your regular burrito into a smothered masterpiece. Here's how to finesse the request:
- Be polite: Remember, they're the ones holding the ladle of red sauce. A little kindness goes a long way.
- Use the magic words: Ask for your chosen burrito "smothered with red sauce and cheese." Be specific, but friendly.
- Be prepared to negotiate: They might not have "smothered" on the menu, but they definitely have the ingredients. Offer to pay extra for the cheese and sauce.
- Channel your inner Smothered Burrito enthusiast: Express your deep love for the discontinued item. Maybe they'll be swayed by your passion (or slightly creeped out, but hey, a risk worth taking).
Step 3: The Unveiling and the Glorious Smother
If the Taco Bell gods smiled upon you today, you should be presented with a beautiful sight: your burrito smothered in a generous layer of red sauce and melty cheese. Take a moment to appreciate its beauty.
Optional Step 4: Add Sour Cream Savvy (For the Daring)
While the classic Smothered Burrito didn't have sour cream, who are we to deny ourselves a little extra creamy goodness? If you're feeling bold, ask for a dollop of sour cream on the side for dipping.
Remember: You Got This (and a Smothered Burrito, Hopefully)
So there you have it, adventurers! With a little know-how and a dash of negotiation, you might just be able to reclaim a taste of Smothered Burrito glory. May your burritos be smothered, your cheese be melty, and your taste buds be forever grateful.
