So You Wanna Be a Subway spelunker? Your Guide to Rochester's Underground (and Slightly Illegal) Adventure
Forget spelunking in dusty caves, Rochester has a far more unique subterranean experience: the abandoned subway! That's right, folks, Rochester once dreamt of a bustling underground network, but alas, those dreams went the way of eight-track tapes. Now, all that's left is a graffiti-coated tunnel whispering secrets of a bygone era.
But before you dust off your Indiana Jones hat ( fedora is probably more Rochester's style), there are a few things to consider.
Warning! Entering the abandoned subway is trespassing on city property. This guide is for informational purposes only. Don't sue me if you get caught spelunking in your Sunday best.
Now that we've established you're a thrill-seeker with a disregard for minor legalities, let's get you exploring!
Step One: Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes (Without the Deerstalker)
Finding the entrance is half the fun (and the other half is avoiding rogue pigeons). There are two main entry points:
- The Stealthy Approach: Behind the Dinosaur BBQ on Broad Street, you might find an unlocked gate (no promises though, that gate is like a moody teenager). This entrance leads you right into the heart of the tunnel.
- The Scenic Route: Head to the Broad Street Bridge. Look closely, and you'll see the entrance peeking out from under the bridge, all nonchalant like "hey there, fancy joining me for a walk on the wild side?"
Remember: Patience, grasshopper. These entrances aren't always cooperative. Come prepared to wait, or try your luck another day.
Suited Up for Subway Spelunking (Because Fashion Never Sleeps, Even Underground)
- Footwear: This ain't a catwalk, honey. Ditch the stilettos and grab some sturdy shoes with good traction. There might be puddles, uneven surfaces, and who knows what other mysteries the tunnel holds.
- Light Source: Because who wants to explore in the dark? A headlamp is your best friend. Flashlights work too, but nobody likes that guy shining a light in your face in a tunnel.
- The Buddy System: Always explore with a friend. There's safety in numbers, and who else are you going to share your witty observations about pigeon graffiti with?
Congratulations! You're In! (Now Don't Freak Out)
Alright, so you've braved the elements, outsmarted the gate (or the moody bridge), and you're finally inside. Take a deep breath and marvel at the urban art gallery that unfolds before you. The walls are a canvas for creative expression, a testament to Rochester's artistic soul.
Just a heads up: The tunnel can be a bit chilly and damp. Don't be surprised if you hear the occasional drip or the skittering of unseen creatures (probably just more pigeons).
Spelunking Etiquette: Be a Cool Cave Cat (Not a Rude Tourist)
- Respect the Space: This is a historic (and slightly dangerous) place. Tread lightly, don't leave any trash behind, and definitely don't vandalize the artwork.
- Mind Your Own Business: You might encounter other explorers, greet them with a friendly "hey," and don't be a creep.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: If something feels off, turn around and head back. There's always another day for subway spelunking.
So there you have it, your crash course on exploring Rochester's abandoned subway. Remember, entering is at your own risk, but for the adventurous soul, it's a unique chance to see a hidden side of the city. Now get out there, explore responsibly, and don't forget to tell your therapist (just kidding... mostly).
