Block Island: Escape the Concrete Jungle (Without Getting Lost in the Real One)
So, you're tired of the city that never sleeps? Do pigeons cooing on your fire escape no longer lull you to sleep (or maybe they never did)? You're craving an island escape, a place where the biggest worry is whether to have seconds of lobster or calamari (spoiler alert: always have seconds). Well, fret no more, weary New Yorker, because Block Island is calling your name!
But here's the thing, Block Island isn't exactly spitting distance from the Big Apple. Fear not, intrepid adventurer! This guide will navigate you from the subway jungle to the sandy shores of Block Island like a pro.
Getting There: Half the Adventure (and Way Less Sweaty)
There are a few ways to get to Block Island, and each offers its own brand of quirky charm (and maybe a little nausea, but we won't dwell on that).
Option 1: Ferry Yourself There (The Scenic Route)
This is the quintessential island arrival. Imagine the salty breeze whipping through your hair (or what's left of it after a NYC winter) as you catch glimpses of whales and playful dolphins (or at least that's what the brochure promised). Ferries depart from several locations, including Point Judith, RI, and Montauk, NY. Here's the kicker: some ferries allow you to bring your car, which is handy if you plan on smuggling a lifetime supply of bagels (we won't judge).
Pro Tip: Check the ferry schedules and book your tickets in advance, especially during peak season. Nobody wants to be stuck in Penn Station longing for the open seas (well, maybe some people, but not you, right?).
Option 2: Train Like a Pro (Then Relax Like a Beach Bum)
This option is perfect for those who want to sit back, relax, and avoid the potential drama of parallel parking on a tiny island. Take a train from NYC to New London, CT, and then hop on a connecting ferry to Block Island. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Word to the Wise: Trains can get crowded, so pack your patience and maybe a good book (or a waterproof phone case for some epic ferry selfies).
Option 3: The Grand Helicopter Entrance (For the High Rollers Only)
Okay, so this isn't exactly the most budget-friendly option, but hey, if you've got the dough and want to make an unforgettable entrance, then who are we to judge? Imagine soaring over the waves, the island sprawling out beneath you like a hidden emerald. Just be prepared for some serious stares from the ferry folks who are decidedly less airborne.
Disclaimer: Helicopter options may be limited, so do your research and book well in advance. Also, brushing up on your "how to not be a nuisance to your fellow islanders" etiquette might be helpful.
No Matter Which Route You Choose: Remember, Block Island is all about unwinding. So, ditch the stress, embrace the island time, and get ready for an adventure that's anything but ordinary. Just don't forget the sunscreen (and maybe a barf bag for option 2, just in case).
