Conquering the CNE: Your Public Transit Triumph Guide (Because Parking is a CNE-verending Nightmare)
The Canadian National Exhibition, oh glorious CNE! You beckon with your midway games, deep-fried delights, and enough people-watching to fuel a reality TV show. But before you can become a midway master or a connoisseur of questionable culinary creations, you gotta get there. Fear not, intrepid adventurer, for this guide will be your public transit compass!
Opting for the TTC: A Subway Spectacular
Toronto's TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) is your chariot to CNE bliss. Here are your two main subway mounts:
- The 509 Harbourfront Streetcar: This bad boy glides you straight down Harbourfront, offering scenic waterfront views (perfect for posting on the 'gram, #CNEbound). Just hop on at Union Station and enjoy the ride!
- The 511 Bathurst Streetcar: Calling all west-enders! This streetcar is your route if you're starting your journey at Bathurst Station. It moseys on down Bathurst before connecting with the Harbourfront line.
Pro Tip: Be warned, during peak CNE hours, these streetcars can get packed like a clown car after a pie-eating contest. Try to go a little early or late to avoid the crowds.
The GO Train: A Speedy Escape
Coming from further afield? The GO Train is your speedy escape pod to the CNE. Just hop on the Lakeshore West line and disembark at the Exhibition GO Station. Voila! You're practically at the gates. This is the most stress-free option, especially if you're coming from the suburbs.
However, GO Trains can get pricey, so factor that into your CNE budgeting alongside your inevitable deep-fried Oreos.
So You've Reached the CNE: What Now?
Congratulations, public transit warrior! You've braved the crowds and emerged victorious. Now, go forth and conquer the CNE! Remember to wear comfy shoes, because you'll be doing some serious walking (unless you win a giant stuffed animal, then that can be your noble steed). Bring cash for some midway games, because who can resist the allure of a ring toss or a whack-a-mole challenge? And most importantly, bring your appetite (and maybe some Tums) for all the delicious (and questionable) eats!
With this guide and a touch of adventurous spirit, you're all set to have an epic CNE adventure. Now get out there and make some memories (and avoid getting soaked on the Super Soaker ride...unless that's your thing).