Galveston or Bust: A Totally Unofficial Guide to Getting Your Beach Bum On
So, you've decided to ditch the drama and head to Galveston, Texas? Excellent choice! Here's the lowdown on how to get to this island paradise without getting lost (well, maybe a little lost, but that's part of the adventure, right?).
By Air: Your Chariot Awaits (Unless It's a Bus)
Galveston itself doesn't have a commercial airport for those fancy jets. But fear not, intrepid traveler! Houston's got your back. William P. Hobby Airport (HOU) is your best bet. It's a mere 40-mile hop from there to Galveston, with shuttles practically begging to take you straight to the beach (and maybe even pry that margarita out of your hand).
By Land: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Ever heard the saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas"? Well, that includes the highways! If you're road-tripping it, I-45 South is your main squeeze. Just be prepared for some epic singalongs and maybe a deep-fried conversation or two (because, Texas).
Pro Tip: Download some good ol' fashioned offline maps. Cell service can be a bit iffy on the way there, and you don't want to end up following a tumbleweed to Lubbock.
By Sea: Ahoy Matey! (But Probably Not)
Look, Galveston is an island, but unless you're a swashbuckling pirate with a secret map, this probably isn't your best bet. Those cruise ships you see docked there? They're most likely bringing people in, not taking them out (although, with all you can eat buffets involved, maybe you could convince the captain otherwise?).
Special Delivery: Trains, Buses, and Other Helpful Horseless Carriages
Let's be honest, driving isn't for everyone. Amtrak offers a train route with a connecting bus that'll get you to Galveston. Greyhound is another option, although you might end up with an earful of interesting life stories. Hey, that's part of the charm, right?
Taxis, Rideshares, and the Like: When You Just Gotta Get There
Need a chariot in a pinch? Taxis and rideshare apps are your knights in shining armor (or should we say shining pickup trucks?). Just be prepared to bust out your best Texan drawl and ask for "Galveston, y'all!"
The Most Important Tip of All: Relax!
You're about to embark on a beach adventure. Breathe in that Gulf Coast air, soak up the sun, and maybe even pretend you're a pirate for a day (just don't steal any booty). Galveston awaits!
