Checkin' Out: How to Actually Find the Hotel California (LBL Edition)
Let's be honest, those Eagles lyrics about the Hotel California were a tad cryptic. You can check out any time you like, but LEAVING? Now that's a whole other story. Well, fear not fellow traveler, because this guide will have you waltzing out of the LBL's Hotel California with a smile on your face (and maybe a souvenir keychain...if you can find one). Just remember, this ain't your typical Marriott.
First things First: This Ain't No Resort (But It's Kinda Cool)
The Hotel California in LBL isn't exactly the luxurious staycation you might be picturing. It's more of an abandoned building with a colorful history (and by colorful, we mean covered in graffiti). But hey, for the adventurous soul, it's a unique off-the-beaten-path kind of adventure.
So You Think You Can Check In? Here's What You Need to Know:
This isn't a five-star experience, folks. Pack your hiking boots, because you're gonna need them. The Hotel California is nestled deep within the Land Between the Lakes, so be prepared for a bit of a trek. Pro Tip: Download a map beforehand, cell service can be spotty out there.
Here's the breakdown on getting there:
- Gearing Up: Throw on some comfy shoes, pack some water, and maybe a snack (you never know how long you'll be wandering). Bug spray is also a good call, because nature loves a party.
- Hitting the Road: Start your journey at Grand Rivers, Kentucky. From there, you'll be cruising down the Woodlands Trace National Scenic Byway. Keep your eyes peeled for Forest Service Road (FSR) 112, and take a left. Follow that for a bit over a mile until you see your next turn, FSR 120. Heads Up: This might be where things get tricky. You won't see a fancy neon sign pointing you in the right direction. Look for the number "120" painted on trees (red usually does the trick). Keep on truckin' down FSR 120 for another mile or so, until you see some graffiti-covered rocks on the right side of the road. That's your cue! Park nearby and get ready to explore.
Navigating the Halls (or What's Left of Them):
There's no bellhop here, so follow the trail that leads off near the graffiti rocks. Remember: Stay right at any forks you encounter, and you should eventually stumble upon the, well, remains of the Hotel California.
Congrats! You've officially checked in (sort of). Now explore, take some pictures (with flash, it can get a little dark in there), and be sure to tell all your friends about your unique LBL adventure. Just remember, unlike the Eagles song, leaving is definitely an option.
P.S. We can't guarantee you won't hear the faint strains of Hotel California playing in the distance, but that's just part of the charm (or maybe a lingering echo from the past).
