So You Want to See the Jets Take Flight (and Hopefully Not Crash and Burn)? A Guide to Getting to MetLife Stadium from NYC
Ah, Jets Nation! You've donned your green and white, practiced your chants (even if they're mostly boos these days), and you're ready to witness the aerial acrobatics of... uh... well, whoever's starting at quarterback this week. But before you get lost in the Jersey wilderness (or, more likely, the never-ending traffic jam), here's a guide to getting from the Big Apple to MetLife Stadium, the Eighth Wonder of the Meadowlands.
Public Transportation: Your Cheapest Bet (Unless You Walk, But Seriously, Don't)
For the budget-minded fan (or the one who spent all their money on overpriced stadium nachos), public transportation is your best friend. Here are your options:
- NJ Transit Train: This is the smoothest (get it?) way to get to the stadium. Trains run regularly from Penn Station in Manhattan, and you'll be dropped off right at the doorstep. Just be prepared to fight for elbow room with fellow Jets fans, some of whom might be a little... passionate.
- Bus: For the more adventurous (or those who missed the train), the NJ Transit bus also takes you from Port Authority to the stadium. It's a slightly longer ride, but hey, you might get to see some interesting sights along the way (like that giant inflatable dancing car dealership thing).
Pro tip: Download the NJ Transit app beforehand. It'll be your hero when you inevitably forget which train you need to catch after one too many pre-game beers.
Taking a Taxi/Rideshare: The "I'm Fancy (or Really Desperate)" Option
Feeling like a high roller? Taxis and rideshares are available, but be prepared to shell out some serious cash, especially after a Jets game when everyone else is trying to get out of there too. This option is best for those who a) have a fat wallet or b) are really good at convincing their friends to split the fare.
Side note: If you do go this route, pray you don't get stuck in traffic with a driver who's a Giants fan. Things could get awkward.
Driving Yourself: For the Adventurous (or the Clueless)
If you're feeling adventurous (or maybe a little directionally challenged), you can always drive yourself. Just be prepared for some epic traffic jams and a parking situation that would make Dante weep. Plus, you'll need to find a designated driver (because, let's be honest, nobody wants to navigate the Meadowlands after a few Jets drinks).
Unless you're a masochist, this option is best avoided.
In Conclusion: There is Hope (Maybe) for Getting There
Getting to MetLife Stadium isn't always a walk in the park (because let's face it, there are no parks in the Meadowlands). But with a little planning and maybe a healthy dose of patience, you'll be there in no time, ready to cheer on the Jets (or, more realistically, boo the opposing team). Just remember, the journey is all part of the experience. And hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell (win or lose).
