How To Get Traded In Mlb The Show 23

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Stuck in Baseball purgatory? How to Force Your Escape from MLB the Show 23 (Without Burning Bridges...Probably)

Let's face it, baseball is a team sport. But what if your team forgets the whole "team" part and relegates you to the bench warmer extraordinaire? You put up Hank Aaron numbers, steal bases like a greased cheetah, and yet, you're stuck in baseball purgatory with a manager who thinks a bunt single is the pinnacle of offensive strategy. Fear not, disgruntled slugger! There are ways (well, maybe not guaranteed ways) to nudge the front office into hitting that sweet, sweet "trade" button.

Step 1: Become a Stat-Stuffing Machine (or Not)

The Obvious Approach: Let's start with the most traditional method. Become a one-man wrecking crew. Launch baseballs into orbit, turn double plays into triple threats, and make diving catches look like a walk in the park. Basically, be Mike Trout in his prime. This will undoubtedly make your agent, the ever-so-enthusiastic John Kent, very excited during his check-ins. Dazzle him with your numbers, and he might just put the wheels in motion for a trade to a team that actually appreciates your talents.

The Unconventional Method: Now, what if you're more of a cult hero? Maybe your batting average is a mystery and your strikeout count rivals a Stephen King novel, but you bring an undeniable swagger to the field and have a knack for clutch hits? Don't despair, my friend! This might be your ticket to a trade. Become a clubhouse legend (though maybe not for the right reasons). Start a trend with your teammate (think flamboyant batting stances or coordinated celebrations) and see if it catches on. Who knows, maybe another team, desperate for some spark, will take a chance on you.

Just Don't Be THAT Guy: Whichever route you choose, avoid becoming a complete nuisance. Throwing tantrums in the dugout or arguing with the umpires every other call won't endear you to any team. There's a fine line between getting noticed and getting shipped out for insubordination.

Step 2: Master the Art of Subtlety (or Not)

The Agent Whisperer: During those oh-so-thrilling meetings with John Kent, plant the seeds of discontent. Casually mention how you haven't gotten a single promotion all season, or how much you admire a specific team's pitching staff (just make sure they're actually good, unless you enjoy facing flamethrowers every night). John might pick up on these hints and use his agent magic to work some trade deals.

The Public Outcry (Not Recommended): Feeling ignored? This tactic is a gamble, so proceed with caution. Take to social media (in-game social media, of course) and express your desire for a change of scenery. Maybe even start a fan petition. This might light a fire under your team's management, but there's also a chance they'll bench you for "conduct detrimental to the team." Reader, choose wisely.

Step 3: Patience is a Virtue (Unless It Isn't)

The Waiting Game: Sometimes, all you can do is wait. Keep putting up impressive performances, and eventually, a trade offer will come your way. Trust the process, or at least pretend to.

The "Fine, I'll Do It Myself" Approach: If patience isn't your strong suit, there's always the option of tanking your performance. Strike out every at-bat, muff every grounder...basically, become the anti-you. This might get you traded, but there's also a chance you get sent down to the minors (which wouldn't be ideal, unless you enjoy facing Single-A pitching).

Remember, forcing a trade is a delicate dance. There are no guarantees, but with a little creativity and (hopefully) not a complete meltdown, you might just find yourself in a new uniform, ready to dominate a different team's pitching staff. Just don't forget to thank your old team...unless they were truly awful.

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