Conquering the Subway Cave: A Guide for Aspiring Cave Adventurers (and Amateur Photobombers)
So, you've heard the whispers of a magical place called the Subway Cave. A natural wonder carved by time and wind, promising adventure and Instagram-worthy snaps. But between you and that perfect picture, there's a hike, and, well, hikers can be a fickle bunch. Fear not, my fellow explorer! This guide will have you navigating the Boynton Canyon Trail and the elusive Subway Cave spur like a seasoned pro (or at least someone who doesn't get hopelessly lost).
Getting There: Avoiding Road Rage and Existential Dread
First things first, transportation. You've got two options:
- Chariot of Steel (Car): This is your classic choice. Just be prepared to fight for a parking spot at the trailhead. Pro Tip: Arrive early, especially on weekends, or you might be circling like a lost vulture waiting for someone to leave.
- Iron Steed (Bicycle): Eco-friendly and slightly masochistic. But hey, those leg muscles won't build themselves! Just beware of the Arizona sun – it can turn you into a sweaty puddle faster than you can say "hydration is key."
Conquering the Boynton Canyon Trail: More of a Walk in the Park (Except it's Not a Park)
The Boynton Canyon Trail itself is a breeze. Think scenic views, red rock formations, and the occasional existential question about the vastness of the universe (don't worry, it passes quickly). Important Note: This is where you'll decide if you're a cave-obsessed maniac or a sucker for a good panorama. The turnoff for the Subway Cave comes about two miles in, marked by a rather gnarly alligator juniper tree (because apparently, even trees get nicknames in Sedona).
Finding the Subway Cave: Where the Real Adventure Begins (and the Grunting)
Here's where things get interesting. There's no neon sign pointing you towards the Subway Cave. Instead, you'll be relying on the kindness of strangers (or a good ol' fashioned downloaded map) to find the unmarked spur trail. Look out for: A pile of sticks – helpful hikers use them to mark the entrance, while the less helpful ones strategically hide them.
Once you find it, the real fun begins! The Subway Cave spur is a bit steeper and rockier than the main trail. There's also a bit of a scramble to get into the cave itself. Just remember: Clambering over rocks like a mountain goat is way cooler than wiping out and face-planting in the dirt (although that does make for a funny story later).
Entering the Subway Cave: Hallelujah (and Watch Out for Selfie Sticks)
Congratulations! You've made it to the Subway Cave! Take a moment to bask in the natural beauty – the light filtering through the opening, the smooth sandstone walls. Now, about those photos... This is a popular spot, so be prepared to share the space (and the perfect lighting) with fellow adventurers. Pro Tip: Patience is key. Dodge selfie sticks like a matador dodging a bull, and you'll eventually get your golden shot.
Exiting the Cave: The Descent (Unless You Decide to Live There)
Eventually, you'll have to tear yourself away from the Subway Cave's magic (or the throngs of selfie enthusiasts). The exit is pretty much the same as the entrance, just in reverse. Word to the Wise: Going down can be trickier than going up. Take your time, and don't be afraid to look a little goofy – sometimes the best way to avoid a tumble is an ungraceful scoot.
Victory Lap (and Refueling): High Fives and Fry Bread
You did it! You conquered the Subway Cave! Now it's time to celebrate. High fives for your fellow hikers, celebratory photos with the red rocks as your backdrop, and most importantly, refueling. Because after all that exertion, you deserve some serious fry bread (Arizona's unofficial food group).
So there you have it! Your comprehensive guide to conquering the Subway Cave. With a little planning, some humor (because laughter is the best medicine, especially after a tumble), and maybe a dash of sunscreen, you'll be a Subway Cave pro in no time. Now get out there and explore!
