Bust a Move: A Totally Unofficial Guide to Mastering Fortnite Dances (Even if You Have Two Left Feet)
Let's face it, folks, Fortnite dances are like the national anthems of the internet. You see them everywhere – victory royales, TikTok trends, even used by pigeons trying to escape capture (probably). But mastering those sweet moves can feel about as likely as winning the lottery while simultaneously being struck by lightning. Fear not, fellow flossing enthusiasts! This guide will have you dropping dimes on the dance floor faster than you can say "boogie down."
Step 1: Choosing Your Weapon (Dance, That Is)
Fortnite boasts a wider dance selection than a baby with a rattle collection. The default dance (a.k.a. the floss) is a classic, but there are emotes inspired by everything from pop culture to historical figures (Napoleon doing the robot, anyone?). Here's a cheat sheet to pick your perfect partner in virtual boogie:
- Feeling like a goofball? Try "Fresh" or "Orange Justice."
- Got that inner diva? "Electro Shuffle" or "Wiggle" will have you sashaying like a champ.
- Wanna Rickroll your opponents (in spirit, at least)? There's an emote for that too.
Remember: Confidence is key. Even if you mess up the steps, just own it and claim you were doing an interpretive dance about the struggles of modern society.
Step 2: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo (It's Already There)
Fortnite dances require a certain...uninhibitedness. Don't worry, nobody's judging (except maybe your cat, but cats judge everything). Crank up the music, find a clear space (broken furniture is a bonus, but not recommended), and let loose!
Pro-Tip: If you have a mirror handy, use it to avoid accidentally summoning a dance demon from another dimension.
Step 3: Practice Makes...Well, Not Perfect, But Less Embarrassing
Nobody nails a dance the first try, not even the coolest Fortnite streamer (unless they secretly have a team of backup dancers). Repetition is your friend. Practice in front of the mirror (see Step 2), record yourself to see what needs work, or bribe your younger sibling to be your hype man (payment in V-Bucks negotiable).
Remember: The key to mastering these dances is to have fun. Laugh at yourself, embrace the goofiness, and before you know it, you'll be out-flossing your friends and claiming victory royales in style.
Bonus Round: Owning the Dance Floor (Virtually, of Course)
So you've mastered the moves, channeled your inner weirdo, and practiced until your reflection is begging for mercy. Now it's time to unleash your fury...on the dance floor, I mean. Here are some tips to dominate the virtual boogie wonderland:
- Bust a move after every win (or every death, who cares, it's a party!).
- Challenge your friends to dance battles. Loser has to buy the next round of pizza (delivered virtually, of course).
- Invent your own dance! Who knows, the next viral emote sensation could be born in your living room.
So there you have it, folks. With a little dedication, a sprinkle of self-mockery, and a whole lot of enthusiasm, you'll be a Fortnite dance master in no time. Now get out there and boogie!
