The Throne Room Report: You Don't Need a Royal Plumber to Measure Your WC!
Ah, the porcelain palace, the porcelain throne...the WC. Let's face it, these bastions of bathroom bliss come in all shapes and sizes. But when it comes time for a royal remodel, how do you know which prince (or princess) of a toilet will fit your throne room? Fear not, fellow flushers, because this guide will have you measuring your WC like a pro (without needing a degree in medieval plumbing).
Step One: The Royal Inquisition (Gathering Intel on Your WC)
First things first, we need to assess your current situation. Grab your trusty tape measure (or a banana...but a tape measure is preferable) and prepare to embark on a quest for knowledge!
Key Targets:
- The Rough-In: This fancy term refers to the distance between the center of the waste pipe (where all the, well, stuff goes) and the wall behind your WC. Think of it as the throne's VIP entrance. The standard rough-in is 12 inches, but some older loos might have a 10 or 14-inch setup.
- The Bowl Length: Ever wondered why some toilets feel like you're practically knee-deep in porcelain, while others offer a more, ahem, spacious experience? This is all about the bowl length. Round bowls are the shorter kings of the castle, typically measuring around 16.5 inches, while elongated bowls offer a more regal 18 inches of comfort.
Pro-Tip: When wielding your tape measure, be sure to extend it to the center of the target, not just the edge. Accuracy is key when it comes to finding your perfect throne!
Step Two: The Great Measurement Caper (Taking Those WC Dimensions)
Now that you've identified your WC's weak points (sorry, I meant key measurements), it's time to get down to business.
Mission Objective: Rough-In Recon
- Channel your inner Sherlock Holmes and locate the two closet bolts at the base of your WC. These are the royal anchors holding your throne in place.
- Measure from the wall (not the baseboard!) to the center of one of these bolts. This distance will reveal your rough-in measurement.
Mission Objective: Bowl Length Blitz
- With your trusty tape measure still in hand, measure from the front rim of the bowl seat (where you, well, sit) to the wall behind the toilet.
- This glorious measurement will tell you if you're a round or elongated bowl kind of royal bathroom.
Remember: Write down your measurements! Numbers are your friends when it comes to finding the perfect WC fit for your royal behind.
Congratulations! You've Conquered the WC Measurement Maze!
Now that you've embarked on this thrilling quest for knowledge, you're well on your way to finding your perfect throne. So go forth, brave bathroom warriors, and use your newfound WC-measuring skills to conquer those home improvement projects! And remember, if things get a little messy during your royal remodel, don't despair! Just grab your plunger, your sense of humor, and remember – a true monarch can handle anything their throne throws their way.
