You've Got Packs? We've Got How to Crack 'Em: A Guide to MLB The Show 22 Pack Openings
Ah, pack openings. The heart and soul of Diamond Dynasty, the cause of both unbridled joy and wallet-clutching despair (mostly despair, let's be honest). You've got your hard-earned Stubs or that pre-order bonus pack burning a hole in your digital inventory, and you're itching to unveil the next superstar or, more likely, a collection of bronze relievers with ERA's that would make a drunken snowman blush. But fear not, fellow baseball enthusiast, for I am here to guide you through the delicate art of pack opening – with a healthy dose of humor to distract you from the inevitable disappointment.
Step 1: The Approach (Channel Your Inner Zen Master...Maybe)
There are two schools of thought here. The Optimist goes in guns blazing, positive vibes radiating like a Bartolo Colon fastball. The Cynic (a.k.a. most of us), well, we approach it like a trip to the dentist – bracing for the worst, hoping for a miracle.
Pro Tip: Whichever approach you choose, loosen those grip muscles. You're gonna be clicking a lot.
Step 2: Location, Location, Location
There's no wrong answer here, folks. You can access your packs from the main menu by going to "My Collection" then "Inventory" and, finally, the holy grail – "Packs." But if you're already drowning in Diamond Dynasty glory (or misery), you can also find them within that glorious, ever-so-slightly-confusing mode itself.
Basically, just follow the trail of digital baseball cards, and you'll find your way.
Step 3: The Moment of Truth (Prepare for Emotional Whiplash)
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for (or dreading). You're staring down the pack, that digital representation of hope (or impending financial ruin). There are two ways to play this:
- The Slow Burn: Savor the suspense, click through each card reveal like you're attending a high-stakes poker game. Will it be a bronze benchwarmer or a silver slugger?
- The Ripcord: Go full-on Tasmanian Devil, clicking that "Open All" button with the ferocity of a thousand Randy Johnsons. It's a gamble, but hey, at least you get the disappointment over with quicker.
No matter your method, remember this: Deep breaths.
Step 4: The Aftermath (Celebrate or Cry, It's All Valid)
Did you pull a Trout? Let out your victory screech, because my friend, you just won the lottery (of digital baseball cards). Time to high-five everyone in the vicinity (including your cat, they won't judge).
Did you end up with a team of broken-batted prospects? There's no shame in a good old-fashioned cry. Baseball is a cruel mistress, and sometimes, the pack opening gods just don't shine on you. But hey, at least you got some new players for your bronze squad...right?
The key takeaway? Pack openings are a wild ride. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and remember, there's always next pack. Just maybe take a break and go for a walk first to clear your head (and avoid throwing your controller at the TV).
