Craving Texas Roadhouse Rolls? You're Not Alone (and Here's How to Get Your Fix)
Ah, the Texas Roadhouse rolls. Those warm, pillowy pockets of heaven slathered in honey-cinnamon butter. They're the stuff of legend, the pre-dinner warm-up that makes your eyes water with joy (or maybe that's just me?). But what if you're struck by a mid-week hankering for these fluffy wonders? Fear not, fellow carb connoisseur, for there's a way to get your Texas Roadhouse roll fix without even putting on pants (because, let's be honest, those rolls are best enjoyed in the comfort of your own food coma attire).
Operation: Roll Acquisition
There are two main missions you can undertake on your quest for Texas Roadhouse rolls, each with its own level of difficulty (and potential for buttery satisfaction).
Mission 1: Online Ordering - Swift and Easy
- Step 1: Boot Up the App or Website. Head over to the Texas Roadhouse app or website. Look, I'm not judging if you have both. We all have our priorities.
- Step 2: Embrace the "Sides & Extras" Section. Don't be fooled by the fancy entrees. You're here for the real star of the show. Scroll down to the magical land of "Sides & Extras."
- Step 3: Add to Cart with Wild Abandon. Here's the beauty: you can just order the rolls! Look for the glorious option: "Extra Fresh-Baked Bread". Don't forget your wingman, the "Extra Honey Cinnamon Butter" (because, let's be real, a roll without butter is just a sad, lonely bread roll).
- Step 4: Checkout and Feast! Follow the checkout prompts, choose your pick-up time (because fresh rolls are the BEST rolls), and prepare for a delicious homecoming for your taste buds.
Mission 2: Frozen Roll Black Ops (For the Truly Dedicated)
- Step 1: Intel Gathering is Key. This mission requires some recon. Call your local Texas Roadhouse and inquire about the availability of frozen rolls. These are a seasonal offering, often popping up around holidays like Thanksgiving.
- Step 2: Operation Rolling Thunder (Optional). If they have them, be prepared to move fast. These frozen bundles of bready goodness tend to disappear quicker than you can say "honey cinnamon butter."
- Step 3: The Deep Freeze. If you snag some frozen Texas Roadhouse rolls, consider yourself a hero among carb-lovers. Just remember to thaw them properly before baking and unleashing your inner bread ninja.
A Word of Warning
Ordering just rolls might raise a few eyebrows at Texas Roadhouse (they might think you're a superhuman with an iron digestive system). But hey, no judgement here. In the battle for buttery bliss, there are no wrong answers (except maybe skim milk with your rolls. Just...don't).
So there you have it, folks! Your guide to Texas Roadhouse roll acquisition. May your rolls be ever warm, your butter ever plentiful, and your carb cravings always satisfied. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a basket of warm, fluffy goodness and a questionable amount of honey cinnamon butter. Don't be jealous.
