Conquering the Costco Food Court: A Guide to Gobbling Gourmet (or at least, Gigantic) Pizza
Ah, Costco. A wonderland of bulk bargains, free samples, and the mythical $1.50 hot dog and soda combo. But let's be honest, for many of us, the true siren song of Costco is the food court, and its crown jewel: the legendary $9.95 pizza.
But before you valiantly charge into the throngs of hungry shoppers, pizza in hand (or should we say, cart?), here's a battle plan to ensure your Costco pizza pilgrimage is a success.
Step 1: Preparation is Key (and Hunger is Your Enemy)
Know thyself. Are you a solo pizza devourer or a pizza party planner? A whole 18-inch pie is a glorious thing, but it's also enough to feed a small army (or a very enthusiastic family). Consider your audience and adjust your order accordingly.
For the indecisive: Costco offers a cheese pizza and a combo pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. Don't overthink it, these are classics for a reason!
Feeling fancy? Ask if they have any additional toppings available. While they might not have a whole toppings bar like your local pizzeria, sometimes they have hidden gems like roasted garlic or jalapenos.
Pro Tip: Costco doesn't offer online ordering (yet!), so be prepared to wait, especially during peak lunch and dinner hours. This is where mastering the art of distraction with free samples comes in handy.
Step 2: Placing Your Order - Embrace the Options (and the Lines)
Channel your inner Olympian. The line for the food court can be daunting, but fear not! There are a few ways to get your pizza order in:
- The Classic Approach: Wait in line and order directly from the friendly pizza staff. Be sure to have your game face on (and your indecisiveness under control) for maximum efficiency.
- The Phone-a-Friend (or Pizza) Option: Did you know Costco allows you to call ahead and order your pizza? This is a great strategy if you're short on time or have a serious case of hangry. Just find the phone number for your local Costco and call ahead. Pay when you pick up your pizza.
Step 3: The Home Stretch -Victory is Within Reach (and Probably Smells Amazing)
The Waiting Game: Once you've placed your order, it's time to wait. Embrace this time to explore the wonders of Costco. Maybe you'll find the perfect giant bottle of olive oil to dip your crust in, or a suspiciously large box of gummy bears for dessert (no judgement here).
Listen for your number: When your pizza is ready, your glorious order number will be called. Be prepared to unleash your inner champion and claim your culinary prize!
Step 4: The Feast - Devouring Victory (and Possibly Needing a Nap)
Congratulations! You've conquered the Costco food court and are now the proud owner of a giant, delicious pizza. Find a comfortable spot, grab some napkins (you're gonna need them), and get ready to indulge.
Remember: Sharing is caring, but we all know the true test of a Costco pizza is whether you can conquer it solo. No shame in either option, my friends.
So there you have it! With these tips and a healthy dose of humor (and maybe some Tums), you're well on your way to enjoying the magic of Costco pizza. Now go forth and conquer that cheesy goodness!
