Conquering the QM20: A Hilarious Guide to Bus Fare Armaments
Ah, the QM20. New York's chariot of efficiency, whisking you from Bay Terrace to Midtown like a magical metal pumpkin. But before you can claim your throne (or at least a slightly less sticky spot near the back), there's a crucial hurdle: fare payment. Fear not, intrepid traveler, for this guide will equip you with the knowledge to navigate the financial battlefield of the QM2 MetroCard swipe!
Weaponry of Choice: How to Pay the QM2 Fare
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The Classic MetroCard: This trusty rectangle is your passport to public transportation glory. Be warned: Ensure it's adequately armed (meaning loaded with enough cash) before boarding. A declined MetroCard is the social equivalent of forgetting your swimsuit to the beach. Top Tip: Consider an unlimited MetroCard for frequent riders. Think of it as a buffet for your bus-riding desires!
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The Fearsome Swipe: Boarding the bus, approach the fare reader with the unwavering confidence of a seasoned gladiator. Make eye contact (with the reader, not the grumpy-looking guy next to it) and swipe your MetroCard with authority. A satisfying beep is your victory cry.
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The Magical Mobile: For the tech-savvy warriors, there's OMNY, the contactless payment system. Just wave your phone or enabled device near the reader and poof! Fare paid, like a transportation ninja. Caution: Ensure your phone battery has enough juice to avoid a technological meltdown. No one wants to be that guy holding up the bus while frantically searching for a charger.
Bonus Round: Fare Evading Follies (What Not to Do)
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The Bluff: This strategy involves a nonchalant walk past the fare reader, hoping the bus driver doesn't notice. Spoiler Alert: They usually do. Prepare for an awkward conversation and a hefty fine. Not a good look.
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The Borrower: Spotting someone with a MetroCard? Tempting to unleash your inner charm offensive and beg for a swipe. However, this rarely ends well. You might score a temporary victory, but at the risk of social exile (and potentially a lecture from your grandma about personal responsibility).
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The Stowaway: Hiding in the luggage compartment? Not recommended. Unless you're a contortionist and enjoy the company of dusty suitcases. Stick to the passenger seats, my friend.
There you have it, comrades! With this guide, you'll be a QM2 fare-paying pro in no time. Remember, a little preparation goes a long way in avoiding public transportation embarrassments. Now go forth and conquer your commute! Just try not to sing along to your headphones too loudly.
