Conquering the Toronto Transit Authority: A Guide to Subway Fares in Overwatch (Because Apparently Saving the World Requires Following Traffic Laws)
Let's face it, saving humanity from omnic hordes is a stressful business. One minute you're deflecting rockets with Genji, the next you're stuck navigating the bureaucratic nightmare that is the Toronto subway system. Fear not, fellow heroes, for this guide will equip you with the knowledge (and hopefully a chuckle or two) to become a model subway passenger (emphasis on model, because let's be real, some of these fares are criminal).
Where in tarnation do I pay this darn fare?
Unlike fighting Reaper, there's no dramatic brawl involved here. Instead, you'll need to channel your inner accountant and head to the fare payment terminal. This inconspicuous machine (it probably blends in with all the blinking exit signs) can be found on the right side of the station after you save the ever-so-grateful Claire from a Null Sector ambush.
Pro-Tip: Don't be fooled by those fancy looking red screens – they're just there to advertise the latest Omnic fashion trends (spoiler alert: it's all very chrome and pointy).
But I don't have any Canadian Loonies or Toonies! (What even are those?)
Overwatch may have conquered global omnic threats, but apparently, a universal currency system is still a work in progress. fret not, for these fancy fare machines are equipped for credit cards (just try not to explain your high-tech weaponry to a confused cashier).
Alternatively, you can channel your inner hacker (because who needs Sombra when you have you?) and try to talk the machine into giving you a free ride. Just kidding (unless? Maybe with a high enough charisma score…).
The Rewards of Paying Your Fare (Besides Not Getting Kicked Off the Train)
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why waste precious hero time fiddling with a fare machine when there's a robot uprising to quell?" Well, besides avoiding those awkward fines (trust me, dealing with angry transit security is a whole other level of omnic threat), paying your fare actually unlocks a nifty little voice line from Winston himself! You can't put a price tag on feeling all Zen-like and promoting a "Better World".
So there you have it, folks! A crash course in Toronto's finest public transportation system, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood guide (and occasional healer). Remember, even heroes gotta follow the rules (sometimes). Now get out there and save the world, responsibly!
