So You Wanna Be a Two-Person Terror in Call of Duty Vanguard? A Hilarious (and Hopefully Helpful) Guide
Ah, Call of Duty Vanguard. The sights, the sounds, the delightful tinnitus you get from all those explosions. But what's better than raining digital hellfire on your enemies? Raining digital hellfire with a buddy by your side! This guide will turn you and your teammate into an unstoppable force, or at least keep you both laughing until you get inevitably sniped.
Grab Your Gear (and Maybe a Towel, We Get Sweaty)
1. You: This one's a no-brainer. You'll need yourself, a working copy of Call of Duty Vanguard, and a console or PC that isn't held together with duct tape and dreams.
2. Your Wingman (or Wingwoman): This is where things get interesting. Ideally, you want someone who can hold their own in a firefight. But hey, laughter is the best medicine, so a friend who keeps yelling "pew pew" at the screen is perfectly acceptable (and probably more entertaining).
3. Two Controllers (Unless You Like Sharing Germs): I know, sharing is caring, but trust me, nobody wants controller cooties in the heat of battle. Just grab a spare one.
4. Snacks (and Maybe a Bigger Towel): Gaming sessions have a tendency to turn into marathons. Stock up on the fuel of champions (pizza, questionable energy drinks) to keep your bodies and morale high.
The Not-So-Secret Art of Split-Screen
Here's the technical mumbo jumbo (skip ahead if you're allergic to boring instructions):
- Boot up Vanguard and get to the glorious multiplayer menu.
- For most consoles (except PC, you fancy mouse-wielding folk), your friend should grab their controller and power it on.
- There'll likely be a prompt on-screen inviting them to join the party. Have them smash the X, A, or equivalent button with the fury of a thousand suns.
- Voila! Split-screen magic happens, and you're ready to dominate...or get hilariously dominated.
For PC players: You're out of luck on the split-screen front, but fear not! There's always online co-op. Just team up with your buddy and wreak havoc together virtually.
Advanced Tactics: From Zero to Hero (or Maybe Not, But Hey, You'll Have Fun)
- Communication is Key (Unless Your Key Words Are "Left!" and "Right!"): Talking to your teammate is crucial. Let them know where you're going, what you see, and maybe apologize in advance for any friendly fire incidents.
- Embrace the Chaos: Things will get messy. Friendly fire will happen. You might accidentally block your teammate's perfect sniper shot. Just roll with it, and remember, laughter is the best weapon (other than a well-placed grenade, of course).
- Don't Be Afraid to Experiment: Try different game modes, classes, and weapons. Find what works best for your chaotic duo. Maybe you're a stealthy assassin and your friend goes in guns blazing. Maybe you both just love throwing grenades like a confetti cannon at a toddler's birthday party. The possibilities are endless!
Remember: The most important thing is to have fun. So grab your teammate, crank up the volume, and get ready to rain some serious (or hilariously inaccurate) digital hellfire.
Bonus Tip: If things get too stressful, take a break and do some jumping jacks. It'll liven things up and maybe even confuse your enemies. Who knows, it might be the new winning strategy!
