You Got Blitz? A Guide to Brutally Dominating on Xbox One
Ah, NFL Blitz. The game where touchdowns are guaranteed (by you, with extreme prejudice), fumbles are more common than folding chairs at a wedding brawl, and quarterbacks leave the field looking like they auditioned for a rodeo clown position. You crave that sweet, sweet Blitz action on your Xbox One, but fret not, friend! This guide will turn you from a fumble-prone rookie to a Blitz champion faster than you can say "bone-crushing tackle."
First Things First: You Need the Right Ammo (i.e. The Game)
Here's the not-so-blitzing news: Unfortunately, the original NFL Blitz titles aren't officially playable on Xbox One through backwards compatibility. Consider this a conspiracy by those who fear your inevitable Blitz dominance. Don't worry, we'll find a workaround worthy of a trick play.
However, there is a glimmer of hope! EA released a revitalized version called "NFL Blitz" back in 2012. This version captures the over-the-top spirit of the original while offering updated graphics and gameplay modes.
How to snag this digital masterpiece? Boot up your Xbox One, navigate to the Microsoft Store, and search for "NFL Blitz." It should be there waiting for you, priced at a steal (because who can put a price on pure, unadulterated Blitz joy?).
Now Let's Talk Blitz Like a Boss: Gameplay Tips
Alright, you've got the game. Now let's unleash the Blitz beast within. Here are some key things to remember:
- Forget everything you know about realistic football. This is Blitz, baby! Run wild with the lateral pass, chuck Hail Marys with reckless abandon, and celebrate every touchdown like you just won the lottery (because in Blitz, you basically did).
- The Run Game is Your Battering Ram. The Blitz defense is about as sturdy as a house of cards in a hurricane. Lindy Hop your way down the field, leaving defenders flat on their backs. Just remember, even Blitz running backs can fumble, so don't get too cocky.
- The Hit Stick is Your BFF. The Hit Stick is your secret weapon for delivering bone-jarring tackles that would make Stone Cold Steve Austin proud. Use it liberally, and watch opposing quarterbacks cough up the ball faster than a squirrel surprised by a nut avalanche.
- Special Teams? More Like Spectacular Teams! Field goals are for wusses. In Blitz, you go for the two-point conversion every single time. Live on the edge, my friend!
Mastering the Art of the Blitz: Advanced Tactics
Once you've got the basics down, it's time to separate yourself from the Blitz rookies. Here's how to become a true legend:
- The Art of the Fake. The fake handoff, the fake punt, the fake everything! Master the art of deception and leave defenders flailing at air while you score the winning touchdown.
- The Code of Blitz Etiquette (Optional). There are unwritten rules in Blitz. Don't target the running back after the handoff (it's just mean), and celebrate excessively after a particularly brutal hit (because sportsmanship, kind of).
So You've Perfected Your Blitz Skills... Now What?
Now you go forth and conquer, my friend! Dominate online leaderboards, leave your friends whimpering in defeat, and establish yourself as the undisputed king (or queen) of the Blitz on Xbox One. Remember, the only bad Blitz play is the one you didn't make. Get out there and unleash the Blitz fury!
