You Hoarder, You! How to Quicksell Like a Champ (and Not Cry Later) in NBA 2K22
Let's face it, baller, your collection is a digital graveyard. Bronze Andre Drummond from his rookie year? You're not LeBron whispering sweet nothings to bring him back to life. Maybe you're a sentimental fool (like me), or maybe you've been stockpiling like a squirrel preparing for the apocalypse (also me). Whatever the reason, it's time to clean house and turn that trash into MT cash.
Here's your guide to quickselling like a pro, because ain't nobody got time for the auction house.
Step 1: Accepting Your Fate (and Emptying Your Pockets)
This, my friend, is the emotional hurdle. Denial is a powerful drug, but strong MT game requires sacrifice. Just imagine all the shiny new packs you can buy! Or, you know, that diamond contract you desperately need because your starters keep spontaneously combusting after halftime.
Step 2: The Quicksell Gauntlet
Now that you've shed a tear for your bronze benchwarmers, it's time to unleash your inner Marie Kondo. Head over to your MyTEAM collection. Here's the breakdown:
- Players: Anyone below amethyst is fair game. Seriously, are you expecting to drop threes with a sapphire Michael Beasley? Unless it's a card with a cult following (we all have our weird attachments), quicksell that junk.
- Shoes and Jerseys: Listen, unless it's a +10 to three-point shooting on Kobe's rookie shoes, nobody cares. Quicksell city, baby.
- Coaches and Consumables: These things multiply like gremlins after a midnight snack. Get rid of anything you're not using religiously.
Pro Tip: Use the filters! There's a reason they're there. Sort by tier, position, whatever helps you identify the quicksell candidates.
Step 3: The Big Red Button of Doom (and Riches)
This is it. The moment of truth. You've selected your quicksell army. Now what? Hit that big red "Quicksell Selected" button and pray the MT gods bless you with enough to snag that diamond Giannis you've been eyeing.
WARNING: There's no turning back. This isn't a "buy it now, return later" situation. Once you quicksell, it's gone. Unless you have a time machine. (Hey, a baller can dream, right?)
Step 4: The Post-Quicksell Blues (and How to Avoid Them)
We all feel a pang of remorse after a good clear-out. But fear not! Here's how to stop the quicksell blues:
- Spend that MT wisely! Don't go on a pack-ripping rampage and end up with another collection of quicksell fodder.
- Focus on building a team you actually enjoy playing with. Just because a card has a high overall rating doesn't mean it'll magically make you win (unless it's a galaxy opal LeBron, then all bets are off).
- Remember, there's always more to quicksell! The grind never ends, my friend.
So there you have it! With a little ruthlessness and a dash of humor, you can become a quicksell master and conquer the MyTEAM market (or at least have enough MT to buy some ramen after all that pack ripping). Now go forth and quicksell with confidence!
