So You Wanna Be Insta-Famous? A Guide to Getting Verified (Without Buying Followers...Probably)
Let's face it, we've all scrolled past a verified account and felt a pang of jealousy. That little blue checkmark next to someone's username – it practically screams "I'm important! Look at me!" But before you dive headfirst into shady follower-buying schemes (because, let's be real, those followers are about as real as your aunt Mildred's youthful glow), there's a legit way to snag that verification badge.
But First, a Reality Check
Hold on to your metaphorical hats, folks, because verification isn't for everyone. It's not a participation trophy for having a cat that vaguely resembles Ron Perlman. Instagram reserves those blue checkmarks for public figures, celebrities, and well-established brands. Basically, anyone with enough clout to risk impersonation by rogue internet gremlins.
Okay, I Think I Qualify. How Do I Apply?
Glad you asked! Here's where the fun begins (and by "fun," I mean navigating app menus that look like they were designed by a team of particularly indecisive monkeys).
- Step 1: Unearthing the Verification Portal
First, you'll need to dig deep into the Instagram app, past the endless stream of vacation photos and questionable food choices. Go to your profile, tap that hamburger thingy (yes, that's the official technical term), and then hit "Settings." From there, burrow your way into "Account" and – aha! – you should see "Request Verification."
- Step 2: Proving You're Not a Catfish
Now comes the part where you convince Instagram you're a real human (or brand, no judgment here). Fill out the application form with your legal name and any nicknames you might have (think Beyoncé's Sasha Fierce persona, but hopefully a little less dramatic). Don't forget to select your category – are you a budding musician, a social media guru, or perhaps the world's foremost collector of antique spoons?
Here's the kicker: you gotta prove your notability. Instagram wants to see articles, news mentions, or anything else that screams "This person is important, definitely verify them!" This is where things can get a little creative. Dust off those old high school debate trophies, dig up that time you were mentioned in the local newspaper for winning a pie-eating contest (hey, victories are victories!), or, if you're feeling bold, submit a link to your most-liked comment.
Just remember, the more impressive the evidence, the better your chances.
Step 3: The Waiting Game (and Maybe a Few Prayers)
After submitting your application, all you can do is sit back, refresh the app compulsively (we've all been there), and maybe light a candle to the social media gods. The verification process can take weeks, so be patient, grasshopper.
Bonus Tip: Don't Be a Verification Douche
While you're waiting, resist the urge to pester Instagram with daily follow-up emails. Trust me, it won't make them any more likely to verify your account (and it might just land you in some sort of digital spam folder).
So there you have it! The not-so-secret guide to getting verified on Instagram. Remember, verification isn't everything. But hey, if it lands you a few more brand deals or bragging rights at your next family reunion, then why not give it a shot? Just keep it lighthearted, and remember, even without that blue checkmark, you're still pretty darn awesome.
