Stuck in Baseball purgatory? How to Request a Trade in MLB the Show 22
Let's face it, baseball careers don't always go according to plan. You might be drafted by a team that struggles to hit a beach ball, let alone a curveball. Or maybe you're stuck behind a teammate who plays your position like they invented the game... in 1857. Fear not, disgruntled ballplayer! MLB the Show 22 offers a glimmer of hope – the glorious, franchise-altering trade request.
But how do you actually get out of Dodge (or whatever minor league city you're toiling away in)? Buckle up, because we're about to steal some signs and hit a homerun out of this career slump.
Step 1: Befriend Your Agent (Emphasis on Friend)
Your agent isn't just some suit who collects a hefty commission. They're your confidante, your baseball therapist. When that check-in call rolls around, don't be the guy who says everything's sunshine and lollipops. Be honest! Tell him your current situation is about as exciting as watching paint dry (unless you're in San Diego, then that paint might be pretty exciting). Options like "Could be better" or the ever-subtle "This team wouldn't know a World Series ring from a hula hoop" will get the message across.
Step 2: Channel Your Inner Drama Queen (But Not Too Much)
Now's the time to unleash your inner Shakespeare (though maybe hold off on the iambic pentameter). Let your agent know, in the most polite-yet-firm way possible, that you and your current team are a match made in baseball purgatory. Think less "trade me or I walk" and more "my talents are being tragically underutilized in this particular baseball ecosystem."
Step 3: Patience is a Virtue (Especially Since You Can't Exactly Hold Out)
Unlike real-life baseball, you can't exactly throw a tantrum and refuse to play. The good news? The AI general managers of MLB the Show 22 aren't exactly known for their lightning-fast decision making. It might take a while, so focus on putting up monster stats to make yourself an attractive trade chip. Imagine yourself as a flamethrower with a side hustle modeling flame-retardant underwear – irresistible!
Bonus Tip: Don't Get Too Attached to Your Wishlist Team
Sure, you can dream about playing alongside Mike Trout or Shohei Ohtani, but trades have a mind of their own. The baseball gods (or the complex trade logic of the game) might have something else in store. Be prepared to pack your bags for a team you never saw coming. Hey, maybe a change of scenery is just what you need to become a legend... in Cleveland!
There you have it! With a little finesse and a whole lot of hoping, you might just escape baseball purgatory and land on a team with a legitimate shot at the World Series. Now get out there and make them an offer they can't refuse (or at least, an offer the AI can't screw up).