Stuck in NBA purgatory? How to Request a Trade in NBA 2K23 (Next Gen)
Yo, ballers! Let's face it, sometimes the team that drafts you in NBA 2K23 has all the excitement of watching paint dry. You're LeBron James stuck with the pre-championship Cavaliers (no disrespect to those early LeBrons, they were fierce). But fear not, because just like in the real NBA, you can request a trade and chase that championship dream (or just get out of dodge and play with a point guard who can actually hit an open three).
Here's the lowdown on how to ditch your dysfunctional squad and land somewhere with a winning shot (pun intended):
Step 1: Ain't No Free Rides (Unless You Got VC)
First things first, you gotta prove you're not just a one-trick pony. You need to play at least 10 games in your current season before you can even think about requesting a shiny new jersey. Buckle up and put those handles to work. Think of it as an audition - gotta show the league you're worth the trade drama. Now, if you're impatient (and have a hefty VC stash), you can use the "ask out" option after each game to fulfill this requirement. Just remember, using VC is the express lane, playing games is the scenic route (with less microtransactions).
Step 2: The Big Ask (and the Waiting Game)
Alright, you've grinded (or VC-ed) your way to 10 games. Now it's time to make your grand escape. Head over to the MyCareer menu, find the glorious button that says "Request Trade," and smash it like you're rejecting a wide-open layup from your current center (because, let's be honest, that probably happens a lot). Here's the kicker: after you request a trade, you gotta wait three in-game days. Basically, the NBA rumor mill needs time to churn. Think of it as that awkward silence after you ask your crush out - nerve-wracking, but hopefully worth it.
Step 3: Where Dem Offers At?
The wait is over! You (hopefully) have a few trade offers on the table. Now comes the fun part - deciding where to take your talents. This is your chance to join a contender, reunite with a college buddy, or maybe just escape that toxic locker room situation (looking at you, team with the mascot that always smells vaguely of burnt popcorn). Remember, teams are more likely to trade for you if you're a baller, so keep putting up those All-Star numbers.
Bonus Tip: Influencing the Trade Gods
Let's be real, the trade destinations the game throws at you might not always be your dream team. But fear not, there are ways to nudge the basketball gods in the right direction. Here's some intel:
- Play well against specific teams. Those double-doubles against the Lakers might just land you an offer from the purple and gold.
- Simulate some games. Once you've requested a trade, simulate a few games and check back. There's a chance a new offer might pop up (just make sure you have enough VC to keep simulating, cheapskate).
- Pray to the Basketball Gods (optional, but hey, it can't hurt).
So there you have it, future NBA superstars! With a little hustle, patience, and maybe some divine intervention, you'll be out of that dumpster fire of a team and onto greener pastures (or at least a team with a decent color scheme). Now go out there, dominate the court, and remember: championships are built, not drafted (sometimes).
