So You Wanna Nuke Your Diamond Dynasty, Eh? A Guide for the Frustrated (and Slightly Dramatic) Player
Let's face it, folks. We've all been there. You started Diamond Dynasty with the best intentions. You were gonna build a team of legends, a squad so stacked it'd make Mike Trout himself shed a tear. But then...disaster struck. Maybe the market went rogue and devoured all your Stubs. Perhaps your pitching rotation developed the accuracy of a drunken sailor on a tightrope. Or, worst of all, you accidentally quick-sold Shohei Ohtani for a bag of peanuts (don't worry, it happens to the best of us).
Whatever the reason, you're staring at your team with the enthusiasm of a sloth watching paint dry. Fear not, fellow gamer! Because today, we're here to discuss the glorious art of the Diamond Dynasty restart.
Option 1: The Fresh Start Flambe (Recommended for the Truly Desperate)
This method is the nuclear option, the "burn it all down and dance in the ashes" approach. Here's how it goes:
- Grab a tissue. You'll need it for the inevitable tears you'll shed as you say goodbye to your (admittedly terrible) team.
- Head over to the Account Management screen. This is where the magic (or madness) happens.
- Look for the ever-so-subtly-labeled "Delete Save Data" button. WARNING: This button is a one-way trip. Click it only if you're 100% (or at least 95%) sure you want to start from scratch.
- Boot up the game again and prepare to be amazed (or mildly annoyed) by the sheer emptiness of your new Diamond Dynasty.
Pros: You get a clean slate! Cons: You lose EVERYTHING. Every card, every Stub, every shred of dignity you had clinging to your previous team.
Option 2: The Strategic Sell-Off (For Those Who Like a Little Planning)
This option is for the player who wants a fresh start, but with a safety net (and maybe a few Stubs for that sweet, sweet pack opening). Here's the plan:
- Become a ruthless capitalist. Sell off every single card you have, from the bronze benchwarmers to the silver superstars (except for that Joey Gallo card, we all know that's a collector's item).
- Stockpile those Stubs. This is your war chest for building your new and hopefully improved team.
- Start fresh! With your newfound wealth, you can hit the market with confidence, ready to snag some diamonds in the rough (or maybe just a slightly used Nolan Ryan).
Pros: You get a fresh start with a financial advantage. Cons: It takes some time and effort to sell everything, and you might get emotionally attached to a bargain bin bronze player you never use.
Remember: No matter which method you choose, restarting your Diamond Dynasty is a journey, not a destination. Embrace the grind, my friends, and may the baseball gods bless you with better pack luck this time around.
P.S. If you see a guy selling a Shohei Ohtani for peanuts, it might just be me. Don't judge.
