How To Retire In Mlb The Show 22

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So You Wanna Hang Up Your Cleats? A Guide to MLB The Show 22 Retirement (Because Father Time is a Jerk)

Ah, baseball. The crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd, the existential dread of realizing your reflexes just aren't what they used to be. Let's face it, slugger, even the greats gotta call it quits eventually. But unlike real life (looking at you, Tom Brady), MLB The Show 22 doesn't exactly offer a "retirement ceremony" option. Fear not, weathered veteran! This guide will show you how to gracefully (or not-so-gracefully) bow out of the game.

The Natural Progression (or How to Get Forced Out)

This is the "MLB equivalent of getting grey hairs" method. Keep on playing seasons, year after year. Decline those tempting endorsement deals for prune juice (we've all been there). Eventually, Father Time himself (disguised as the GM) will stop offering you contracts. You'll be left with a stat sheet that would make Babe Ruth himself weep (with pride... hopefully) and a forced retirement.

Pros:

  • No awkward conversations with your agent.
  • You get to see how long you can milk those fading fastballs.

Cons:

  • You might end up as a pinch hitter for a team perpetually stuck in last place.
  • Your ego might take a hit when the game tells you it's time for shuffleboard, not slugging.

The "I'm Out, Peace!" Method (Because You're a Rebel)

This is the "ditching work on Casual Friday" approach. Negotiate your contract. When the fancy negotiation screen pops up, simply decline every offer. This might involve some awkward silences from the GM, but hey, you're a legend, you can handle it. After a few seasons of this passive-aggressive retirement attempt, the game will get the hint and force you out.

Pros:

  • You go out on your own terms (sort of).
  • You get to avoid those low-ball offers that wouldn't even cover your chewing gum habit.

Cons:

  • The GM might start calling you "That Weird Dude Who Keeps Saying No."
  • You miss out on that sweet, sweet final season farewell tour.

Bonus Tip: Pair this method with some truly awful on-field performances. Strike out every at-bat, whiff at every pitch. Maybe even try throwing the ball to the wrong base (hey, it could happen!). This might expedite the retirement process.

There you have it, folks! Your guide to a (somewhat) dignified exit from the world of MLB The Show 22. Remember, retirement doesn't have to be a downer. Focus on the highlights of your career, the epic home runs, the dazzling catches. And hey, maybe you can finally spend some time with your family who haven't seen you since you got drafted (whoops!). Now get out there and retire in style (or glorious failure, whatever floats your boat)!

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